Definitions
Ginger - Someone who lacks a soul, recognizable by their red hair.
Rehabilitation camps - centers that are distributed across America which will first and foremost sheer all gingers of their nasty hair. Over time, without their gingerness they will develop a soul, and with a soul their new hair will grow in a more pure color. Additionally, before we release them into society we will provide training on how to refrain from relapsing into jigging and witchcraft related activities, as well as how to interact with real people.
Introduction
Our nation is plagued with issues from wealth inequality to climate change to economic stagnation. All of them share one common thread; ginger animals. The Democrats say, ‘Please don’t call them animals. They’re humans. I say, ‘No, they’re not humans, they’re not humans. They’re animals. I think the real number is 15, 16 million people in our country. We have a lot of work to do. They’re poisoning the blood of our nation.
C1 - Solving ginger related problems
One theory is that gingers were initially planted in the United States as soviet spies, their distinct red hair a mechanism for them to recognize their fellows. Another scientific theory is that god gave these people red hair to mark them with literal red flags as a warning. The average ginger commits dozens of countless crimes, and if you include crimes they didn’t commit that number skyrockets. They are a fundamental, direct threat to the American People. Not only are gingers criminals, but they also wreak havoc through their unholy, copious use of witchcraft. It is because of this that they are the core driver of the climate crisis.
C2 - Economic benefits
Gingers are not only dangerous but are a huge economic drain. First, there will be huge benefits of turning these millions of delinquents into functional members of society. That benefit alone will allow this program to pay for itself.
Additionally, there is the major detail of the shearing program. This program will make the United States the number one producer of ginger related products, such as tea, spices, and sweaters, challenging China’s current dominance in this area. Gingers are not only a menace to society but also a huge untapped source of revenue. This bill may have a high upfront cost, but within a few years we will be profiting.
C3 - Forwarding justice
Our moral obligation to the disadvantaged
I believe that we ought to provide liberty and justice for all. Social philosopher John Rawls writes that justice is fairness, meaning that none can be advantaged by chance or circumstance. These helpless gingers have been born with a crippling disability. We have the power to help these creatures, and it is what we must do, even when we disregard the huge gains to public safety and economy.
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