I want to draw this debate more than my opponent

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3½
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Verdict Kohai wins · 3 points
Mag1cman Pro
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Kohai Con
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After 10 votes (3 ties) — 3 points ahead

Troll debate. Both sides argue that they want to draw more than their opponent.

Round 1

1 of 3
avatar Pro #1

I offer a draw to my opponent.

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Kohai Administrator
Con #2

I want to thank my opponent for this debate. Since this is a troll debate I will attempt to out troll my opponent. Voters should vote on who made funnier content and who trolled harder. Before we begin I want to offer a few definitions of draw and prove that I want to draw this debate far more than my opponent does. The definitions are from dictionary.com 

 

Definition 1: to sketch or to trace figures; create a picture or depict by sketching / to compose or create (a picture) in lines / to mark or lay out; trace.

 

I drew a sketch of this debate! You can view my drawing here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KhDYnga5FjzjTe3MhF2N4O2U1FY_pF_kXTP9ZE09pDA/edit?usp=sharing 

 

Definition 2: to cause to move in a particular direction by or as if by a pulling force; pull; drag (often followed by along, away, in, out, oroff ).


After I drew the debate, I then drew it around my desk with my hand. 

 

Definition 3: to bring, take, or pull out, as from a receptacle or source.

 

I drew inspiration from my drawing from this website and this debate topic

 

Definition 4: to inhale or suck in. 

 

After I drew the debate I drew the picture's smell 

 

Definition 5: to disembowel.

 

After I drew the debate I wasn't happy with my picture so I drew it. 

 

Definition 6: to leave a contest undecided; tie.

 

My opponent offered a draw which I greatly accept. 

 

CONCLUSION

 

I drew drew drew drew drew drew this debate. Therefore, I want to draw this debate far more than my opponent. 

 

Thank you! Over to you. 

 

 

Round 2

2 of 3
avatar Pro #3

Not reading all that semantics. Do you want to draw or not? The offer still stands.

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Kohai Administrator
Con #4

Of course I want to draw - and I want to do it more than you. 

Round 3

3 of 3
avatar Pro #5

I want to draw infinity times more than you. I assume you've accepted the offer?

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Kohai Administrator
Con #6

I accept the offer. 

 

Conclusion

 

I want to draw this debate far more than my opponent. I accepted his draw on the debate that I drew drew drew drew drew. My opponent only offered me a draw. 

 

This has been a well drawn game. 

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#2

Is this drawing, or like a tie?

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Kohai Administrator
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#1
--> @Ultracrepidarian

LOL

Criterion Pro Tie Con
Winner
I am very angry with Con for destroying the beautiful drawing by drawing it.
Skipper
#9
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Test Vote
FLRW
#8
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Since this is a meaningless debate, the votes for each person should be equal.
fauxlaw
fauxlaw Global Moderator
#7
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Winner
Pro spent all three rounds talking about drawing this debate, but never drew a bloody thing beyond the expressed desire to draw, never recognizing that Con already out-drew Pro in the first round. Con offered argument, by definition from Dictionary, Com, of all variations offered therein of "drawing," including a sketch to satisfy one popular definition of that enterprise, but managed to demonstrate all six variations is serious and humorous detail, even summarizing as he ""drew drew drew drew drew drew this debate." Con wins.
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Testing my voting skills.
Wryly
#5
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Sorry but this was all over as soon as I saw the sketch.
Ragnar
Ragnar Global Moderator
#4
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Both want to draw, but con wants to draw with so much more variety and even drew a picture to demonstrate his supreme commitment to drawing.
Lunatic
#3
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I liked Con's take on trolling using multiple definitions of draw literally. In fact when I first glanced at the title without properly reading it, I figured it was a debate about drawing lol. Since both debaters expressed interest in this debate ending in a draw. I shall vote this a tie. Fun stuff.
Leaning
Leaning Global Moderator
#2
Criterion Pro Tie Con
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Con followed through in their arguments with many different definitions of the word draw,
Pro never defined draw, and simply kept offering it,

I found Cons argument and meaning easier to understand, and they 'gave arguments, while Pro more 'offered.
Criterion Pro Tie Con
Winner
While both Pro and Con have expressed a strong desire for the debate to be drawn, Con expressed a greater desire when they "drew drew drew drew drew drew this debate". Points to Con.