DebateCraft's first rap battle

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Pro Instigator Opens first Tie
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1½
Rating
1481
Debates
12
Win rate
37.50%
Con Contender Tie
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1½
Rating
1523
Debates
10
Win rate
75.00%
Verdict It's a tie
MasterDestroyer Pro
1½
Thoth Con
1½

After 3 votes (1 tie) — even split


Round 1

1 of 3

bitch you stepped in the wrong battle

beat you like a dog, that's a dog paddle

up shits creek, and it's gonna be some long travels

wouldn't give a shit if I was shat out of your mom's ass hole

so don't step to this unless equipped with very strong backbones


I will slit your genitals and make you wear a thong backwards

butcher you and feed you to the pigs inside a hog pasture

I will preach the gospel of your death like I was God's pastor

Thoth is not a God, he's a pagan fraud bastard

claims that he invented writing, name a lyric skill that Thoth mastered

not a single one, this pussy writes like he was on crack or

maybe it's because he's bird brained and he just wants crackers


head of an ibis, head of a baboon

that's the head of a bird and the dumbest ape in the room

you're associated both with magic and with the moon

but I mummify egyptian "gods" and put them in their tomb

avatar Con #2

No, YOU stepped in the wrong battle!

You'll beat me like a dog??? You're sounding ruthless!

Turning Egyptian gods into dogs... nah, that's stupid

I guess it's only right I show them how dumb A Noob Is!

Thoth's level, you ain't even near to it

Can the Egypt references: from you, they're weird as shit

Because I'm the one you'd never see a peer-amid!


I don't need to stick to Egyptian myth with this dude

I pull up with a van of weapons to kill you

There's guns in the front that I will shoot

And I got more arms coming out the back like Vishnu

Laser scopes on him when I got the rifle

I put dots on MD like a doctor's title (M.D.)


You wouldn't have bothered posting if you'd been looking ahead

I turn the page on this battle and call it Book of the Dead

Round 2

2 of 3

you're tryina' flex your intellect and it's in question...

you posted what you plan to read, it's mostly from the fiction section

if this peasant-pharoah thinks I can be disrespected

I'll grip his neck and twist until this twit's head has been disconnected


I'll leave him bruised til' he's asking where the ice is (isis)

the fact that he's a whore is the reason that where his eyes is (horus, eye of horus, isis)

there's a bruise blacker than this hoes iris (osiris)

my fists bomb his face like radical islamic tyrants (isis)


you're an atheist, you're a pasty bitch eating 86

million dorritos, haven't left your moms basement since

you heard of Richard Dawkins to whom you spank your dick

your fingers glued to the keyboard by the semen caked to it

as you spend all day on reddit thinking you can slay theists

but you just WANT God to be fake so you can stroke your gay penis


you fat loser, you egyptian max-gooner

I'll throw out your eyeliner and get all your cats neutered

you're boring like math tutors, you're an incel mass shooter

you're mad goofy, a goober, a pedo child groomer

there's nothing they can do for you you're cooked like a starchy tuber

clean up your computer, all that child porn needs to be hoovered


I can't believe that people like you are allowed to even live

you like to fondle chickens then stick your dick in and pee on kids

say that he gon' pull up, I don't really think that he on shit

so much in the clip it's distended I got that Elon stick

split a pint of lean and some pack with your mom and we got lit

didn't hit, cause' compared to you I don't even think she got tits

you're fat as fuck, plus I got a bitch I don't need that bitch

you'll never have no bitch but the bitch in you, if I'll be honest



avatar Con #4

He says what I plan to read is mostly from the fiction section?

Making fun of that is why your face and my first are intersecting

...or, it would be, if you were worth the effort. Giving you my first is tempting,

but you're so not worth my time you shouldn't get a second:

That's why this Pharaoh is Into Resting!

Meanwhile, he collects boring books that are just average. Nothing on that Fair Row is Interesting!


You shouldn't be allowed to own a computer

The high point of your sex life is going to Hooters

where you end up with the waittress that ain't even got a nice butt

Your bars are so boring they make me want my eyelids cauterized shut

I'd rather buy all the paint at Home Depot and watch it dry up

My gun got a long bayonet

Stab wounds have blood gushing out so fast it looks like the Sharknado set



Round 3

3 of 3
avatar Con #6

My opponent forfeits!

So not voting Thoth is bullshit!


Go on!

Vote Con!

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#4

Oops I voted tie I meant to vote con mb

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Kohai Administrator
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#3
--> @Thoth, @MasterDestroyer, @XSET..SHANE

>Reported Vote: XSET..SHANE // Mod action: Removed
>Voting Policy: https://www.debatecraft.com/debates/vote-rubric
>Voted for: tie
>Reason for Decision: vote-rigging
>Reason for Mod Action:
Insufficient RFD + Multi accounting

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Kohai Administrator
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#2

---XSET..SHANE's former vote---
Voted for: tie
what is this debate???

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#1

I wish I could join but I am not worthy

Criterion Pro Tie Con
Winner
Even though pro forfeited the 3rd round, I believe his rhythm and rhyme outshine Con's throughout the first and second round. Con kind of forfeited as well by not making an agruement in the 3rd round. Con's rap kinda stinked in the first round while pro cooked both 1st and 2nd round and was the main person creating agruements in the rap battle while Con kinda deflected and said a whole lot of nothing.
Criterion Pro Tie Con
Winner
Thoth was too tuff and pro forfeit
Kohai
Kohai Administrator
#1
Criterion Pro Tie Con
Winner
Pro forfeited the last round. In addition I felt con's raps were better. Here is a round by round break down:

Round 1: I thought Pro was better in this round. Best line "Thoth mastered not a single one, this pussy writes like he was on crack or maybe it's because he's bird brained and he just wants crackers
Round 2: I liked con's rap in this round. I esp liked the line "The high point of your sex life is going to Hooters"
Round 3: Con wins by default as pro forfeited

Final score: Pro 1 Con 2. Con wins!