Hitler is a myth

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My job this debate is to expose the fact that Hitler never existed and in fact was the beloved animator known as Walt Disney, or perhaps he was Kermit Roosevelt or perhaps Hitler was somebody else disguised as Hitler. Either way he didn't exist and no I do not accept the burden of proof in this debate. It is on my opponent to prove Hitler is who he says he is, if he wasn't than why would he say he is?




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avatar Pro #1

The elites do believe in Karma. They know that if they do fucked up stuff that karma will get them. To rid themselves of this karmic debt they do something called karmic retribution. Essentially its the belief that if they do something that would create karmic debt than by telling the public even in joking ways or through hidden symbolism that they have relieved their karmic debt.


For example the elites warned us about 9/11 in an episode of an x-files spinoff called "The Lone Gunmen". As my nigga Shakespeare has said. The world is a stage and the elite or making this play out in front of us.


One thing they did was basically fake a lot of the Hitler, WW2 and holocaust stuff. That's right the Jews are indeed lying about lamps made of human skin and other such insane takes.


Now that we know all the world is a stage how in fact should we look at WW2? By examining pieces of evidence it is a stage. look at the following images.


At first look you might think this is quite obviously something that Walt Disney drew. incorrect this is original artwork by Adolph Hitler.


SO we have the Disney connection here. Hitler was just as obsessed with DIsney as Disney was with Hitler.


This is likely because the actor who played Walt Disney also played Hitler and the actor who played Hitler also played Teddy Roosevelt's relative "Kermit Roosevelt" Take a look at the following image to see that Kermit Roosevelt and Adolph Hitler look identical.



That's the same face and if you don't believe that I did a scientific analysis of two side shots and analyzed the spacing of facial features to show you that Kermit Roosevelt is Hitler who also by chance is Disney.



Here is the Disney house



Now here is the Hitler house



Does it look familiar? It should that's simply a flipped and colorized image of the exact same house, lets look at the Hitler and Disney house side by side.



If anyone thinks those are two different houses and that Hitler is a real person after seeing this evidence, they are likely a bunch of retards.


Remember what I said about karmic retribution? That's right the elites tell on themselves which is why Walt Disney's middle name is "Elias" a hint that it is merely an alias and him and hitler and kermit are one in the same, look at the undeniable proof



Just give Disney the Hitler stash and that stupid fucking hat and a black hair dye and its the same guy.


I look forward to my opponent's concession after all of this undeniable evidence

Round 2

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I forfeited the first round to show what I think of my opponent's arguments. He apparently agrees.


That said, I am going to prove that wylted, according to his own debate tactics, is Hitler. Besides proving that Hitler is not a myth, this should be sufficient reason to vote against him on principle. If you believe Hitler is real, then being Hitler is reason to vote against wylted, and if you believe that Hitler was made up by "elites" (we all know what that is a dog whistle for), then being a representative of said elites is reason to vote against wylted.


Firstly, wylted forfeited this round of the debate, much like Hitler forfeited when he realized that Germany was going to lose the Battle of Berlin.


Secondly, my opponent proposes that Elias, Walt Disney's middle name, is a transparent alias because it sounds like alias. You can rearrange the letters in wylted to get "wyte dl". Hitler thought that white (wyte) people were getting a bad deal (dl) due to the Jews "elites" in Germany.


Thirdly, please note the similarity in art style between the art my opponent credits to Hitler and his profile picture.


Thank you for reading.

Round 3

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avatar Con #6

Wylted forfeited again? I did Nazi that coming.

Round 4

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avatar Con #8

I hate this channel.

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I wouldn't mind finding a way to tie it though if you are that concerned with an easy win tarnishing your record

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--> @Kohai, @Thoth, @wylted

The debate is unfinished but I prefer it remains because the intent was actually to get the essay I wrote in the first round out. I wish I did rebuttals but prefer it to stay anyway

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I lost because of the jews

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I'd rather not unless wylted agrees.

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#4
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I’ll delete it if you approve it to be deleted.

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I'm fine having a win added to my record, but this seems like such a troll debate that it ought to be removed.

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But this debate is practically unwinnable for your opponent. Your opponent has to prove Hitler is who Hitler says he is, not what history says.

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You cant learn about someone from his supporters or from his opponents. His supporters will hide all bad and only say the good. His opponents will hide all good and only say the bad. And both will use lies as well.

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Mika
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Topic: Hitler is a myth
Pro: trys to prove a Hitler exists, just in another way then we learned. Failed the Theme with that.
That just makes con win Automatically...
Kohai
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I did Nazi the full forfeit coming.