Introduction:
First of all, it can be offensive whenever we treat male as the default gender. Doesn't it get annoying? Second, neither straws or arguments have biological sex and neither do they have gender, because their not alive. and its not anywear near hum*n rationality, so this stuff can't decide what gender it wants to be. Third, language changes all the time, so its no biggie.
First argument:
We don't want to offend any non-males (such as fem*les and non-binaries, just to name 0.001% of all possible genders--i'm wrong, gender is an infinate scale so even 0.0001% isn't acurrate). Don't wom*n deserve something? Why not give them a good old saying? and maybe the queer population can get their own sayings too, what do you think?
Second argument:
we don't want to look dumb. Everyone knows straw has no gender. They will think humans are dumb. We need to show people we are actually concistent with gender. Otherwise people will start mocking us for calling straw a male. They will use this to undermine gender identity.
Third argument:
language changes. Brain-rot shows this is the case.
Conclusion:
Therefore we should replace strawman with strawbeing. It removes any gender words. Also, the word being no longer personifys the straw, like man does. No one will think that straw is a person or even a creature any more. Straw is not alive. Straw is no where near a man.