Hitler vs. Stalin rap battle

They call you man of steel now,

Stalin, must feel good at this point, when I fell

You think you won?

Only time will tell

This is my end

But let me tell you about my start

I didn't bend to anyone

Ever since I quit the art

Yes I was an Austrian painter

But destiny had in plan for me, something far greater

When I was a young man

Germany was breaking

Britain and France controlled the world

But I wasn't the one shaking

They were

Scared of my Germany in the making

They imposed a huge debt on my land

Made my Germany poor, while their hand was robbing all the colonial earth and gold

Britain and France owned 25% of the world

Doing countless crimes, while their own people were poor and crying,

They were eradicating millions of Australian natives,

My Germany also, by their hand was dying

Once great empire now becoming starved and thin

Even more so

Berlin was called the capital of sin

The place of all degeneracy

And this would keep happening

Till the end of all diplomacy

If it wasn't for me.

While Britain and France invaded 25% of the world, had whole nations as their colonies, committed dozens of genocides all over the Earth, all over the place

I just wanted to create a living space, for Germans

So I got in power

I was already far behind right at the start of this race

But I didn't care what trouble I would face

I gained power in Germany and suddenly

I realized my place

Germany was tiny and poor compared to superpowers of that day

But I found a new way

And very soon Germany was catching up

After I got in power and became German leader

Economic miracles happened

Living standards far greater

Germany was richer

The people were happy

When I invaded Austria,

People there greeted me with flowers

My army greeted as liberators, not conquerors

And then, before all this quake,

you and I made a plan

But plan turned out to be fake,

For me a big mistake

The plan was simple

We divide Europe, and each gets its piece

But when you and I invaded Poland, France and Britain declared war on me but not on you, red brat - and you enjoyed that

When France declared war on me,

France was second largest colonial Empire in the whole world

Far bigger than my Germany ever could

But instead of just surrendering

Me and my general Erich Von Manstein

Came up with a master plan

We invaded France by blitzkrieg, our innovative strategy

And in just one month

Second largest colonial Empire

Was wiped off the world map

The world was shocked

What was left was Britain

I was a lion on the battlefield

It took your USSR over 3 months

To defeat very tiny Finland

It took me just 30 days

To wipe out huge France

Country far bigger than my own

No one could match German war

It was the moment of true grace

I made a war strategy

Which is still applied today

And will be forever

Blitzkrieg is a German invention

And they say now that Germans are clever

But you saw an opportunity

The plan we made together wasn't enough for you

You wanted to have German land too

So you prepared 2.6 million Soviet solders

Placed right at German borders

I didn't want war with USSR

But I realized it's inevitable

When I see you pointing a gun at me

I won't wait for you to pull the trigger

I would rather be the first to fire the shot, and this time my target was bigger

You prepared 2.6 million soldiers to attack Germany

But I saw through your plan

And I striked first

In just one day, your entire army of 2.6 million at my border

Was dead or captured

You went on full retreat like a cowardly French soldier

You ran away all the way back to Moscow

And for 2 years, you were losing battle after battle

But even before the war

Your people lived like cattle

You starved Ukraine and committed genocide there

When your soldiers were raping women

You said "let the boys have fun"

I may be remembered as a war criminal

But you are also one

Your USSR was constantly poor

My Germany was rich

If we fought one on one

I would make you my bitch

But we fought twenty on one

I fought on 7 fronts and you were just one

I fought against 4 superpowers and two dozen other countries

All of them on me one

And the funny part is, I almost won

I was outnumbered 20 to one

But I still lost less soldiers in this war

Than you

Your army was bigger than mine but still suffered much greater losses

You were losing but fine

Do you know why you even won?

USA sent you a thousand planes and ten thousand tanks

No one sent me any help

And I was still so close to wiping your ranks

Like I wiped off France where I was also outnumbered in tanks and guns

On this battlefield, I was the lion

I took you all on

And still lasted 5 years, and almost won

You were just a coward who had a lot of help

My army captured your son

But as leader with honor, I offered you deal to be done

Your son for one German leader

A more than fair trade

But you said "Let my son die, I don't care".

You didn't give a fuck about your son or your people

At least I loved my own

You loved no soul

While my people were chanting my name in adoration, waving flags of black, white and red

Your people were starving

Wishing you were dead

I may have lost the war, but I will always be remembered as one who was great in that war

You will be remembered as someone who hated his own people and made everyone poor

You accuse me of war crimes and invasions

While you yourself invaded entire North East Europe,

Finland, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland and Romania

And your ally "Britannia"

invaded entire America, Asia and Africa

You want to put me on trial for war crimes

First put yourself and all your allies there

"Accuse them for that which we are guilty of"

That was your game

You faked that allies were saint

But in this war, there were no good guys, no one was morally great

But history is written by victors

And you won by just some plot twist of fate

You won by luck, and with your backwards country

While you were all still flying propellers and living in stone age

I invented jet planes

German technology

Was decades ahead of it's age

I invented a rocket which can hit Britain,

While you didn't even know what long range rocket was, I understand the rage.

Reality was

I came close to win

But when fighting 1 vs. 20

Even master strategy and technology isn't enough

But still I was afraid of none

I fought like Spartan

While you were always on the run

Now enjoy your victory, it's a temporary fun

Your crappy Soviet Empire

Will fall apart

And it will be torment

You hated your own people, hated your own son,

He was hoping you will save him

But you loved not even him, you loved none

I entered a war I didn't want to fight

But it was forced moves, even if my first move seemed right

I didn't expect of you to betray me at all

But you even betrayed your own blood, so my faith in you was my downfall

We could have overthrown old world powers and create new world orders

But you wanted to join them

For it, sacrificed your own son and soldiers

Just so you could take German land and borders

Was it worth it?

Throwing your own people in the pit

Just so you could sit with allies because you calculated they were greater in size

So you already made victory plan

And Berlin was the prize

Your own people had a sigh of relief after you died, after your demise

My people cried when I died

They were fighting with me till the end

Even when they knew how it ends

That we can't win

They stayed with me and followed me through hell

While your people were cursing your name

My people worshipped me and for me they fell

I wrote "my spirit will rise from the grave"

Allied victory was temporary

The future brought another wave

75 years later

Everyone's forgotten Stalin

They remember him

Only as some insane dictator

Someone like Kim

And his Russia is still a shithole

Governed by Putin

Let this rap battle be concludin

It may seem like you won

But all you fought for is gone

What's left are just traces of your sinning

While ideas I invented kept going, they kept living

Now your country is compared to Hitler's Germany, oh what a whim

Country who fought against Hitler now looks like him

The great power of the totalitarian state

Is that others must copy it or experience bad fate

Yes, I quote myself, I was also considered the greatest orator,

You were great at nothing

Just an impersonator,

People loved my speeches

Your speeches were just boredom

Something people can't wait to end,

My speeches made people chant my name, hails were sent

As we are approaching the rap battle's end and time is still flowing towards it's final, I tell you,

Don't try to say you weren't going where I was going,

Don't live in denial

If I was a war criminal, so were you

If I invaded countries, so did you

If I invaded you, it's only because you planned to invade me too

But difference between us is,

I actually had someone who I loved, I died for something

You were just emotionless, nothing.

I don't even know why you fought this war

You love nothing, so what do you even have to gain?

Your ideals were vain

All you cared about is terrorizing people, creating cult state,

People obeyed you out of fear,

Once you died, they didn't shed a tear,

They abolished your system, removed Stalinism and your statues from their place

In history, you were just remembered as dictator who tortured his own people, pure disgrace

Nothing you did was good

You denied your people even food

While you were enjoying and drinking

Ukrainians were starving

And when I conquered Ukraine,

Ukrainians joined Germany, they fought against you, remembering their own pain

They hated you more than me

And they were your people

But you didn't see

Them as anything more than slaves for game

You couldn't bring prosperity to your country

So to mine you brought shame

I thank Savant for this rap battle. I think I accurately rapped as Hitler given that a lot of this is from his speeches and history. I didn't really make anything up like I usually do. I just gathered what Hitler would most likely say, and I organized it in a rap form.

I thank you again, and hope you rap as Stalin well, not that Stalin was the rap type.