Some people call any flip "parkour." Any flip means parkour to them. It annoys me. Take the front flip. The front flip is not necessarily parkour and in some contexts is not related to parkour.
I conclude these people don't actually know what parkour is.
They don't understand parkour as it's meant to be.
One shouldn't incorrectly label things. If you're gonna label something, first understand what the label is
Here at McDonalds, we Parkour® our burgers every day! We flip it here and there and everywhere just like we're flipping the epstein files story to keep our yummy yummy tax breaks from the government and so we dont get thrown out of the us like elon in the near future. man i hope elon has parkour skills so that when the president pulls the rug out from under his feet he doesn't fall on his ass hard enough to go through the earth an end up back in south africa and instead he does a cool flip like one of our awesome burgs. i wouldnt subject any country to elon.
-RealMcdonalds
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Bro. McDonald's personality is off the charts 🤣.
I didn't know McDonald's trademarked Parkour. One would think they'd be against Parkour. I bet average adult traceur (parkour folks) eats less McDonald's than average American
Don’t play with your food.
Unless I'm trying for a threesome or something.
You get smaller portions that way.
Unless the others see that sharing is caring, and they take me back to their apartment for takeout Chinese and some hanky-panky
So you want more than a free meal. Best of luck.
So you want more than a free meal. Best of luck.
The meal can start as a threesome, and it can end as a threesome. Somehow we don’t run out of food to play with 🤷♂️
Not if you save your appetite for dessert.
I’d pretend to be full until dessert is displayed, so I eat more sweets! Probably a tactic learned as a child
Do you have room for adult behaviour?
Do you have room for adult behaviour?
Yep, very much so. I'm not at the apartment just for Pao chicken and egg tarts.
So it comes after your Pao chicken and egg tarts.. I get it.
So it comes after your Pao chicken and egg tarts.. I get it.
It coming before just seems like diminishing returns, imo. Gotta build up to it, using 4play.
Mixing food with 4play looks like an improvised strategy.
Yep, like flirtatiously stabbing fork tings into dead bird chunks and eating it. It's very sensuous, lol
You have a strange appetite for sex. Plenty of food for thought.
One would say it's slightly cannibalistic considering the meal and my feathered species. but I only do it to impress the shapely humans--that I have no limits.
It’s obvious you like your feathers ruffled or even stained.
It’s obvious you like your feathers ruffled or even stained.
From time to time
It looks well groomed in your picture. Keep up the good work.
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A picture speaks a thousand words.
A picture speaks a thousand words.
You are imagining things. *snap* snap out of it
Do penguins consider you a freak like any human would?
