Cracker Barrell’s New Logo

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Cracker Barrell has changed their logo causing the worst MAGA Snowflake meltdown since the Great Mr. Potatohead Crisis of 2021.


The company has also announced menu changes to enhance the brand. New items on the menu include Woke Waffles, He/She Hashbrowns, Gay Grits, and Scrambled Gender Eggs, and introducing Trans Thursdays, featuring half price discounts for men wearing women’s clothes on Thursdays.


Donald Trump said, “For years it has been known that Cracker Barrel’s biscuits are a gateway food to becoming a Drag Queen, and their meatloaf has always been made of people’s pet cats and dogs.”


Sydney Sweeny and Kid Rock vowed to never eat there again, and Lindsey Graham was quoted as saying, “Whoa, Gay Grits sound awesome”.


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@Sidewalker

You have to admit that Trump's biscuits look like a Drag Queen.

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The logo comparative of old and new Cracker Barrel reveals some interesting notions. "Cracker Barrel needs to feel like the Cracker Barrel for today and for tomorrow – the things that you love are still there," said C.B. CEO, Julie Masino a few days ago. Well, she didn't mention, and apparently no longer loves, herself, the C.B of yesterday, which happens to exemplify its root as a farming theme: the seated man, dressed in bibbed coveralls, is the classic farmer, and the ignorance of that deletion and its representation tells me the C.B. of "today and tomorrow" warts to separate from that image.


I have never eaten at Cracker Barrel, and, now, never plan to do so. Don't know where one is near me, in any event. But I continue to do my own farrming, thanks. Otherwise, this post5ed subject appears t5o be just another trump Tryump exercise, and I see no legit purpose in that. I'm an Indie, not a MAGA, but, I mean, why can't y'all leave the guy alone? He's managed to overcome every get-Trump exercise in existence, and failure breeds contempt, once again.

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We tell God what to do and then blame Him for our errors.

- Dr. Pet Dragon of Sorbonne University

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@Sidewalker
Cracker Barrell has changed their logo causing the worst MAGA Snowflake meltdown

"We think the Cracker Barrel rebrand sucks too" - TheDemocats

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@fauxlaw
I'm an Indie, not a MAGA

Whoa, a MAGA apologist lying about being MAGA, that's not something you see every day.


Oh wait, yes, it is, you see it every fucking day.


But hey, I get it, you are ashamed, just as you should be.

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@Sidewalker

Wrong yet again. Face the music. You're singing off-key

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We tell God what to do and then blame Him for our errors.

- Dr. Pet Dragon of Sorbonne University

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@Sidewalker

Do you think it sucks?

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i mean lindseys been hinting all along



thats a certified throat GOAT right there.


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All this and they leave a racial slur in the name?

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Forum signatures are bullshit. Nobody wants to waste their time and bandwidth reading something they have read 29,998,559,671,349 times before.

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@Sidewalker

Apparently, The CEO was trolling MAGA


The racist white guy is back on the logo boys, and their biscuits are still harder than a hockey puck.


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@Thoth

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@Shoresy

They have yet to be proven wrong.

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The logo is a nightmare. The change was probably to save money when it's reproduced. The more there, the more the cost.

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A private company is free to do what ever it wants. They just have to understand who their customers are and why they give them their business. The new leadership at Cracker Barrel clearly doesn't know anything about their customer base and why they come their or they hate all their customers and want to dump all those customers and get new clientele. My guess is the later. Unfortunately the clientele they seek doesn't exist in large numbers nor do they serve the kind food the clientele they seek eats.

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@sadolite

This was to accommodate the changing taste of Americans.

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@Debby

"This was to accommodate the changing taste of Americans." And you know this how? The response clearly doesn't support your hypothesis.

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@sadolite

Yes, people are slowly realising that the regular consumption of sweet salty beige food is not necessarily a healthy choice.


Needs a lot more blue, red and green.


Though whether or not people act upon this realisation is another matter.


Sweet salty beige food is almost but not quite, as addictive as nicotine.



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@SergeantLynch

What did Cracker Barrel take off the menu?


8 Discontinued Cracker Barrel Dishes We Wish They Would Bring...

  1. Fried Chicken Livers.
  2. Strawberries N' Cream French Toast.
  3. Chicken Salad Sandwich.
  4. Baked Apple Dumpling.
  5. Red-Eye Gravy.
  6. Chicken Caesar Salad.
  7. Sweet Potato Pancakes.
  8. Sugar Plum Mimosa.


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