Cracker Barrell has changed their logo causing the worst MAGA Snowflake meltdown since the Great Mr. Potatohead Crisis of 2021.
The company has also announced menu changes to enhance the brand. New items on the menu include Woke Waffles, He/She Hashbrowns, Gay Grits, and Scrambled Gender Eggs, and introducing Trans Thursdays, featuring half price discounts for men wearing women’s clothes on Thursdays.
Donald Trump said, “For years it has been known that Cracker Barrel’s biscuits are a gateway food to becoming a Drag Queen, and their meatloaf has always been made of people’s pet cats and dogs.”
Sydney Sweeny and Kid Rock vowed to never eat there again, and Lindsey Graham was quoted as saying, “Whoa, Gay Grits sound awesome”.