You have a hole

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Each person has a hole.


In modern times, their holes got bigger. People are taking more and more from Earth to fill the void inside them.


People will take more and more from Earth, until Earth says "I have no more to give".


People, instead of being more humble, are becoming more greedy.


Each product takes resources which are taken from mother Earth.


Human is truly the greediest of animals.


Human chooses to destroy the land that gave him birth.

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#2 •••

OMG, did Trump delete my comment?

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#3 •••
@FLRW

Yes.

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#4 •••
@SatanLucy

Trump will add tariffs to anything, even free thought.

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#5 •••
@FLRW
OMG, did Trump delete my comment?


You may have a reservation for lodging in El Salvadore now.

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The hole is filled by God. Each day we choose to fill it with earthly things. But if instead we feed it eternal things, and walk in the light of Jesus, there will be contentment and peace.

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@melcharaz

Well I run with the idea of a Universal GOD Principle


Which is to say, a purposeful process of creation evolution and intelligent development.


And not necessarily to say, a Middle Eastern Magician.


Which isn't to say that the Middle Eastern Magician isn't analogically sound and relevant to human intellectual development.


So currently Planet Earth is the only resource we have to utilise, other than a Mother Star that fuels our endeavours.


From this staging post, there is the rest of the solar system and beyond, to be intelligently utilised.


We're just stuck in the here and now, but nonetheless plodding onwards.

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#8 •••
@SatanLucy

See above.



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#9 •••
@SergeantLynch

Or down below for the hole.

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#10 •••
The hole is filled by God.


Well, he does like 14 year old virgins.

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#11 •••
@FLRW

But he only allowed himself to one, she was Mary.

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#12 •••
@Debby

Well, two lower exit ports, one of which is multi tasking.


Or perhaps both are multitasking depending upon a persons proclivities.


In fact, the upper inlet/outlet port, might also be put to recreational multitasking use...Playing the mouthorgan for example.



And GOD AKA Mr Big the Arabian lothario, no doubt very quickly moved on to pastures new, leaving daft Joe to deal with the consequences.


Though the story book likes to paint a different picture.

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#13 •••
@melcharaz
The hole is filled by God


Each time I pray to God, I can feel my hole being filled. But I do masturbate and pray at the same time, not sure if other people do that.

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#14 •••
@SatanLucy

Not everyone is like you filling their own hole like you do.

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#15 •••
@SatanLucy

Well, you should live to be 95 years old.

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#16 •••
@FLRW

Yes, Lucy is definitely a closet Borgninist.

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#17 •••
@SergeantLynch

He is single unlike Borgnine who was married 5 times.

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#18 •••
@Debby


Nov 17, 2018 — The 91-year-old Academy Award-winner shared his secret to longevity with Fox News: “I masturbate a lot,” the gapped-tooth star unabashedly told his host.

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#19 •••
@FLRW
Well, you should live to be 95 years old.


Ever since I started high sugar fruit diet, I started becoming younger instead of older.

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#20 •••
@FLRW

He needed his wives to cheer him on I guess.

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@SatanLucy
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@Debby
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#23 •••
@Debby

He is single, therefore likely a devout Borgninist.

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#24 •••
@SomeDebatePerson
You can’t masturbate and pray to God at the same time


Yes, you can. I think of God all the time because I am a strong believer.




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#25 •••
@SatanLucy

You mean you are a strong reliever. Masturbation and God are not synonymous.

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#26 •••
@SatanLucy

You wanna end the way Onan did?

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#27 •••
@SomeDebatePerson

I want to end in the blessed fire of Hell for eternity, as Satan promised. Also, Satan promised me 500 sex demons, which is great.

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#28 •••
@SatanLucy

Well, I guess there is no hope for you. You have already convinced yourself that hell is better.


How can you call hell blessed? Hell is cursed.


Do you believe God is good?

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#29 •••
@Debby

The bloke that fucked Mary and left daft Joe to teach his son carpentry, was a right wanker by today's standards.


Not that Jesus made many doors.


He was always on the wander enjoying cheese and wine suppers with his boyfriends...Also a right wanker by today's standards.


Sedition, sodomy, drunk and disorderly...Enough to get anyone crucified back in the day.

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#30 •••
@SomeDebatePerson
You have already convinced yourself that hell is better.


Yes. Anything is better than hoping to spend eternity with homophobic celibate Jesus. Did you know there is no sex in heaven?


How can you call hell blessed? Hell is cursed.


I will know when I go there, but so far I only heard good things about Hell. All my friends will go there.


Do you believe God is good?


No, but Satan can be nice if you get to know him better. I think you didnt give Satan a chance.

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