A new cancer is upon us while SloJo, in his 2020 election campaign, promised to eliminate cancer, just as he promised to eliminate fossil fuels.
Well, fossil fuel is alive and well [contrary to "green energy," it is organic, after all], while Joe's cancer condition [both personally and by eradication claim] is... ?
But the cancer may have far more effect on more people than Joe ever thought he might be able to cure. That cancer? Woke.
It has metastasized, now being referred to by the very people who have contracted the disease, as "Woke 1," and they even implicate a "Woke 2," as if it needed to be a numbered series, at all.
Something like Dr[?] Fauci's COVID gain-of-function generations.
God help us if woke acquires gain-of-function!