Breaking News: White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

Well, within hours of returning to power, United States President Donald Trump issued a stunningly broad executive order that seeks to dismantle crucial protections for transgender people and denies the validity of gender identity itself.

Is the alarm triggered by contradictory pheromones.

Or contradictory physicality perhaps.

Sort of hairy hands and big feet in a tight two piece and floral blouse.

The Onion is and always was a satirical news organization. About as credible as used toilet paper

The human genome presents itself in 99.99999997% of cases worldwide as XX or XY [female or male]. The balance are considered by the Library of Medicine to be aberrant variations of those two and only exist in about 500 people worldwide; <3 per country, as a mean. The rest, who claim sex variation, are headtrips not solved by hormone treatment or surgery at the genitals.

While XX and XY are the most common chromosomal patterns, variations exist, such as:

1. Intersex conditions: Individuals may have atypical chromosomal patterns (e.g., XXY, XYY).
2. Genetic mutations: These can affect sexual development and characteristics.

Yes, your #1 & #2 are the 0.00000003% of the worldwide population. As I said, the rest are headtrip wanna-bes

Very educational experiment. Now I know I can trip the alarm by just drawing a beard on my face with magic marker.