Trump got the Nobel Peace Prize AND the Purple Heart

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For years Trump has been open about his desire to receive the Purple Heart and the Nobel Peace Prize.


On Thursday, Trump got Venezuela’s María Corina Machado to give him her Nobel Peace Prize and back in 2016 he took the Purple Heart from Lt. Col. Louis Dorfman (Maybe he earned it for his bone spurs injury).


What an honor, you Trumper's must be soooo proud of him.





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#2 •••
@Sidewalker
Maybe he earned it for his bone spurs injury

There are valid things to criticize Trump for, but getting out of the Vietnam draft was one of the most justified things he's done.

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@Savant
Maybe he earned it for his bone spurs injury
There are valid things to criticize Trump for, but getting out of the Vietnam draft was one of the most justified things he's done.


Must be, since he was awarded the Purple Heart.


Once he invades Greenland he can take another Nobel Prize in Chemistry, and there are multiple Olympic Medals he can grab.


I bet there's sainthood in it for him if he attacks Vatican City.


Wow, your guy is so "accomplished", I understand the personality cult thing now.



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@Sidewalker

See, all you had to do was give him medals, and he would have just retired quietly.

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See, all you had to do was give him medals, and he would have just retired quietly.


Once he invokes the Insurrection Act, he can deploy the military to California, think of all the Oscars he can take.


If they take the Academy Award Headquarters, he could even be up for a Lifetime Athiefment Award.




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@Savant
Maybe he earned it for his bone spurs injury
There are valid things to criticize Trump for, but getting out of the Vietnam draft was one of the most justified things he's done.


Much more honorable than all those "suckers" and "losers" that went over there and died.

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@Sidewalker
your guy is so "accomplished"
Much more honorable than all those "suckers" and "losers" that went over there and died.

I never said Trump was a great person or defended his comments abut soldiers, literally just said he was justified in dodging the Vietnam war.

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@Sidewalker

When he is assassinated, It would be advisable to demand a full bone spur examination to establish if it would be necessary to strip him of his purple heart.


I advise that you should consider making such a demand your holiness.

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@Shoresy
See, all you had to do was give him medals, and he would have just retired quietly.


Trump never has, and never will, do anything quietly.


And he showed us how he feels about retirement on January 6, 2021. Trump's position is, "I'll retire over my dead body".


I really want to be at that retirement party; I'll bring the guillotine.

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@SergeantLynch
When he is assassinated, It would be advisable to demand a full bone spur examination to establish if it would be necessary to strip him of his purple heart.

I advise that you should consider making such a demand your holiness.


I will demand both, the assassination and the bone spur examination.


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@Sidewalker

That's not true, he quietly dropped out of politics in 2000 and 2012 because your media refused to give him any oxygen.


Just give him some shiny medals, pat him on the head, say good boy. And move on.

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@Shoresy
pat him on the head


That's what the guillotine will be for.

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@Shoresy
Refused to give him any oxygen.


Full of metaphors today Shoresy.

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@Sidewalker

As long as you mean beheading and not beatification, your holiness, Jesus Christ Saint of the Apostles etc etc.

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