Breaking News: TRUMP WINS

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Trump has won multiple awards recently, his response to all of them, "Nobody deserves this honor more than me". Trump supporters are so proud!



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#2 •••

His Military medals are too many to list.



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#3 •••
@Sidewalker

Trump thinks he should win 8 Nobel Peace prizes for the 8 wars he claims to have stopped.

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#4 •••
@Sidewalker

Careful there, the local thought police, might be considered that to be AI over-spamming.

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#5 •••
@Debby

He couldn't stop himself from invading Venezuela though.


So maybe he should get the Tyrants prize for hypocrisy.

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#6 •••
@SergeantLynch

25 million is a much bigger prize than the measly 1 million from the Nobel. I suspect that takes precedence.

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#7 •••

Satire is funny. This isn't satire.

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We tell God what to do and then blame Him for our errors.

- Dr. Pet Dragon of Sorbonne University

#8 •••
@Shoresy

Yes, and Trump would probably waste it on a ballroom.

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#9 •••
@SergeantLynch

There are worse things to waste money on, like Learing Centers.

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#10 •••
@Shoresy

Other than a centre for learning, I'm not sure what a learning centre might be...Presumably not the same as a school or college or university.


Perhaps you mean somewhere that good ole folk go to learn basket weaving or beaver trapping or something.

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#11 •••
@SergeantLynch

If you know, you know.

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#12 •••
@Shoresy

Hi Shoresy, how ya doing.


Yes, Adult Education Centre, subject to funding and also funding cuts.


Off to work now.


Enjoy the rest of your day.

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#13 •••
@SergeantLynch

2 million dollars of hard working sweat paid out to a few to watch 99 invisible kids.


That's progressivism.

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#14 •••
@Shoresy

Yes money is easily spent disproportionately.


But progress things do...As money is the carrot that drives the progressive system.




Though, these days "sweat" is becoming more of a metaphor and less of a reality...Depending upon where one lives of course.

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#15 •••
@Sidewalker

Don't forget Star Wars, he won, by being the greatest Liver King Jedi of all time!

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#16 •••
@Ragnar

What about being gifted a Nobel Peace Prize by Maria Corina Machado the winner from Venezuela.

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#17 •••
@Debby

What are you some type of liberal snowflake who opposes hard earned participation trophies?!

/satire

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#18 •••
@Ragnar

Are you expecting 7 others to donate their trophies to Trump?

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#19 •••
@Debby

The man gave us world peace, it's the least they could do!

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#20 •••
@Ragnar

It will be hard for Putin to part with his Nobel Peace Prize.

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#22 •••

China is investing in companies in America so it can import more products from China and work around the Trump tariffs.

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