As a protest to Bad Bunny’s performance at the Superbowl half time show, the MAGA movement is putting on an alternative “All American” Super Bowl halftime show “celebrating faith, family and freedom” featuring Kid Rock (yes, Kid Rock is still around, turns out he’s not dead, just forgotten).
MAGA is calling their show “All American” and accusing Bad Bunny of “not being an American artist”, because they are collectively too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is a US territory and therefore Bad Bunny is an American Citizen, as are all Puerto Ricans.
Why is Trump so connected to Kid Rock, well maybe it’s Kid Rock’s 2001 song, “Cool, Daddy Cool,” which contains the lyrics, “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).”
That explains why Trump loves Kid Rock, they both “like em underage”, and that’s what MAGA celebrates as “American faith, family and freedom”.









