Halftime Choice: Bad Bunny or Kid Rock 

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As a protest to Bad Bunny’s performance at the Superbowl half time show, the MAGA movement is putting on an alternative “All American” Super Bowl halftime show “celebrating faith, family and freedom” featuring Kid Rock (yes, Kid Rock is still around, turns out he’s not dead, just forgotten).


MAGA is calling their show “All American” and accusing Bad Bunny of “not being an American artist”, because they are collectively too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is a US territory and therefore Bad Bunny is an American Citizen, as are all Puerto Ricans.


Why is Trump so connected to Kid Rock, well maybe it’s Kid Rock’s 2001 song, “Cool, Daddy Cool,” which contains the lyrics, “Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).” 


That explains why Trump loves Kid Rock, they both “like em underage”, and that’s what MAGA celebrates as “American faith, family and freedom”.

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#2 •••
@Sidewalker
Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage


But if they lower age of consent, they wont be underage anymore and his song wont make sense.

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#3 •••
@SatanLucy

Trump would like to lower their age of consent. But he is too old to make that decision.

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#4 •••
@SatanLucy
But if they lower age of consent, they wont be underage anymore and his song wont make sense.


Trump has never needed "consent"; he just grabs for it.

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#5 •••
@Sidewalker

I'm all for politics destroying venues of distraction. The Romans definitely didn't benefit from bloodsports, even if it was narrated in all Greek from a bad banausos.

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Rome served as a model for modern democracies.

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#7 •••
@Sidewalker
MAGA is calling their show “All American” and accusing Bad Bunny of “not being an American artist”, because they are collectively too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is a US territory and therefore Bad Bunny is an American Citizen, as are all Puerto Ricans.


Maybe if your limbo territories became all-American culturally, then they wouldn't live in such relative squalor. Calling something “American” symbolically doesn’t make it functionally American, and Puerto Rico’s stagnation is the proof. The ultimate virtue signal applied to an entire territory. What's hillarious is that South Korea is more culturally American than PR! (and far wealthier as a result!)


And South Korea is not even a territory of the USA!

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I suppose PR is a case study of what happens when cultural assimilation isn't a requirement.


Absolutely appalling living conditions and zero loyalty.

Relative to the USA, there's little order, enforcement, and security, which artificially increases the risk for capital investment. Not speaking English is the least of their problems culturally.

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#9 •••
@Shoresy
I'm all for politics destroying venues of distraction. The Romans definitely didn't benefit from bloodsports,


I doubt the US has benefitted from MAGA sports, how exactly do noodling, mud-pit belly flops, armpit serenades, toilet seat horseshoes, and greased pig catches benefit the country?

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even if it was narrated in all Greek from a bad banausos.


"Banausos" is ancient Greek for "Redneck".

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@Shoresy
Maybe if your limbo territories became all-American culturally, then they wouldn't live in such relative squalor. Calling something “American” symbolically doesn’t make it functionally American,


I covered that when I stated "they are collectively too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is a US territory and therefore Bad Bunny is an American Citizen, as are all Puerto Ricans."


and Puerto Rico’s stagnation is the proof.


Are you saying MAGA supporters are less American because they live in trailer parks?


The ultimate virtue signal applied to an entire territory. What's hillarious is that South Korea is more culturally American than PR! (and far wealthier as a result!)


Now you are saying West Virginia, Mississippi, and Alabama aren't culturally American?


And South Korea is not even a territory of the USA!

Very good, you Googled that, right?

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#11 •••
@Shoresy
I suppose PR is a case study of what happens when cultural assimilation isn't a requirement.


MAGA is a case study of what happens when cultural assimilation isn't a requirement.


Absolutely appalling living conditions and zero loyalty.


Absolutely appalling living conditions and zero hygiene.

Relative to the USA, there's little order, enforcement, and security, which artificially increases the risk for capital investment. Not speaking English is the least of their problems culturally.


Relative to Blue States, there's little education, employment and intelligence in Red States, which artificially increases the risk for capital investment. Not speaking intelligently is the least of their problems culturally.



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#12 •••
@Sidewalker

I get what your virtue signals are with these posts, but you clearly don't know the differences between PR and Florida, regardless of who they voted for or would vote for if they could, despite both being in the Caribbean geographically.

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#13 •••
@Sidewalker

There is hope for America, more Red states are turning blue.

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#14 •••
@Debby
There is hope for America, more Red states are turning blue.


The midterms will be a blue tidal wave.


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#15 •••
@Sidewalker

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#16 •••
@Shoresy

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@Shoresy
The midterms will be a blue tidal wave.


Since Trump returned to the White House, Democrats have picked up eight Republican-controlled districts through special elections, as well as 18 seats in New Jersey and Virginia during those states’ regularly scheduled contests last November.


Republicans have flipped a grand total of...NONE,


It's time to get to higher ground kiddies, a big blue tidal wave is coming.

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#18 •••

Careful what you wish for, you might get it.

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#19 •••

Immediately after half time Trump posted that he thought Bad Bunny's performance was the "worst ever".


Trump didn't even watch the Kid Rock show LOL



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#20 •••
@Sidewalker

How could he know how bad the show was if he didn't speak ghetto Spanish?



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#21 •••
@Sidewalker

I don’t think Trump’s comments effected Bad Bunny’s ratings.

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#22 •••
@Shoresy

Maybe the reason people threw a hissy fit about Bad Bunny headlining the half time show is that Puerto Rico's President is a pedophile.

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#23 •••
@Sidewalker

I don't think anybody in the USA knows broken Spanish enough to understand the show. Or knows Puerto Rico, as even you think it's better than "MAGA" Florida.

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#24 •••
@Debby, @Shoresy

Vance got booed at the Olympics, and Trump didn't even go to the Super Bowl for fear of being booed.


The message is the entire world is pissed.




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#25 •••
@Sidewalker

Cool, I'm glad foreign nations are encouraging vigilante riots and insurrections in your country.


Call it Schadenfreude or whatever, the world likes to see American States suffer for a change. America has been the king at encouraging worldwide chaos for decades. When your country normalizes chaos abroad as a policy tool, you shouldn’t pretend to be shocked when the world stops treating its internal stability as sacred.

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@Shoresy
you shouldn’t pretend to be shocked when the world stops treating its internal stability as sacred.


I'm not shocked, I predicted it.


All you have to do is pay attention to history and you'd know this is always what happens as a country becomes fascist.

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#27 •••
@Sidewalker
becomes fascist.

You mean became. Long, long ago.


You guys didn't suddenly start becoming the world fascist police in 2025. That's decades in the making. I hope we recruit more guys like you to destroy your own country. Whatever the cost, it's worth it for actual world peace free from American dominance. Not like you guys have a chance at protecting your culture and country at this point anyway, with or without all the vigilante rebellions. Karma is a bitch, and your past 10+ global wars over many decades have a long overdue bill.

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#28 •••

From what I’ve seen of both shows, they both sucked. Didn’t watch the big game, but I am happy the Patriots lost.

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I still don’t know what to type!

#29 •••
@Sidewalker

UK doctors predict Trump has only a few months left. Not enough time to take over Greenland.

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@Debby
UK doctors predict Trump has only a few months left. Not enough time to take over Greenland.


Between his health problems, his rapid cognitive decline, and the growing possibility of lead poisoning, no way he lives long enough to complete his term.


The Vegas oddsmakers say most people are betting against him making it.


Trump’s odds of leaving office early surge

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