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My hands are better than hands of a girl.

Its because I care for my hands and I achieved this with my ultra alpha male intelligence.

So yeah, show me a girl with better hands than I have. Hint: You cant.

Its because I am an alpha male and that means I am also best at being a girl.

My biggest fear is getting older, cuz that might ruin my hands.

I already partially ruined my hands when I got burned and hit as a kid so my palms are still a bit red from all that.

But I still have better hands than any girl.

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@SatanLucy

OMG, you're a Trump!

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@FLRW

OMG, you're a Trump!

No, I have long fingers, and you know what that means.

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@SatanLucy

I think Trump would have said, My * are tiny, so they are better than your **.

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@FLRW

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@SatanLucy

SatanLucy wrote:

OMG, you're a Trump!

No, I have long fingers, and you know what that means.

Gloves with long fingers?

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@SkepticalOne

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My hands are tiny, so they are better than your hands

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I think Trump would have said, My * are tiny, so they are better than your **.

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I think Trump would have said, My ***** are tiny, so they are better than your ******.

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I think Trump would have said, My * are tiny, so they are better than your **.