How to get a girlfriend instantly (80% of men are below average)

But 80% of me will remain below average.

When I was young, people said I looked like Robert Redford. I had a lot of girlfriends.

C'mon man that's not true. Think positive.

Look at this video.

6 Signs a Woman Secretly Wants Intimacy With You | Female Psychology

SatanLucy wrote:

I never saw any of those signs.

I mean, if I didn't consider myself Son of Zeus and Ra, I would start thinking that I am actually some loser.

But I can't be a loser. I am Son of Zeus and Ra.

Zeus and Ra are both males.

SatanLucy wrote:

Zeus and Ra are both males.

So?

Apparently, you still haven't had the "birds and the bees" talk yet.

So you are a product of mixed sperm.

SatanLucy wrote:

Apparently, you still haven't had the "birds and the bees" talk yet.

You are just jealous that I have two fathers and one of them is Supreme Sun God of Egypt, and the other is sperminator of Greece.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but long-distance relationship never work out.

Plus, there's the uterus thing, even Gods need a uterus to make a baby, preferably a virgin,

SatanLucy wrote:

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but long-distance relationship never work out.

I disagree with that. Me and my father have long distance relationship. I never even saw him. So far it worked great.

That's not a relationship.

Plus, there's the uterus thing, even Gods need a uterus to make a baby

This is mad talk. Gods dont need uterus.

You definately need to have that talk about the birds and the bees.

preferably a virgin

Preferably? I never understood why men prefer virgins.

I don't think they do, it;s Gods that prefer virgins.

When it comes to women, I am more of an ass guy.

When it comes to women, you are more of a children guy.

Are you an ass guy? Well, you’re definitely not alone! However, like any other sexual activity, grabbing a girl’s ass has its rules. This article explains when is it appropriate to touch a woman’s second most intimate body part. You’ll learn that your behavior needs to change based on how long you’ve known the lady, and the level of trust that you’ve established with her.

Grabbing a Girl’s Ass when You Just Met

At this stage, it’s not always appropriate to touch a girl’s butt, let alone grabbing and squeezing it. Also, you should make sure that you have the woman’s consent before attempting such a risky move. In some states, groping a woman without her consent is illegal, and might get you in serious trouble! However, there are actually some cases where touching a girl right away is a good option.

Meeting a girl at a bar or club for the first time?

To achieve this goal, the dating expert Daniel Adebayo suggests that you ask her “What’s something that you really enjoy?” Adebayo calls this “the golden question” because it allows a woman to open up to you, making the conversation engaging and interesting. Additionally, the seduction coach Tony Depp says that you should always memorize a woman’s name during your first few interactions with her. “The average person is more interested in their own name than in all the other names in the world put together,” says Depp. Try to repeat her name as soon as she tells it to you for the first time, so your brain will memorize it. This will trick your potential date into thinking that you really care about her.