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Tough shit really Skip.

Not that I ever eat in or out of McDonalds.

But McDonalds is a globally successful business, and obviously extremely popular.

Your milkshake machines are bad and you should feel bad.

I'm sorry to hear that! We here at [corporation] take our customer complaints very seriously!

We want to help and are prepared to offer the support of our wonderful customer service team at [url]

As for our [customer problem described], we plan to [forms of penance to be paid to customers] to fix the mistake we made [casual emoji to show how corporations are actually your friends].

Thank you,

[Signature]

😂

I wouldnt pay 10 cents for that. Only an idiot doesnt know how to make his own sandwich. Plus, I am vegetarian.

What the McHell® man you're not satisfied? I see. You must be a customer with incredibly refined taste and sensbility. Only the most luxurious of burgers for you. Nothing less shall do. We will drive our barely paid employees to kill real beefcows with their bare hands and slice it with an artisinal knife from japan into precisely portioned patties. we will milk only the hottest dairy cows (means they produce the most milk trust me bro). we will shear only the finest of quality leaves of lettuce from our most exploited farmworkers. we will make a decadent masterpiece mixing meat and veggie and bun and sesame seed in a perfect, golden ratio. We will get a priest to bless the burger and kiss it just like judas kissed jesus. And if you ask nicely, we can add a... a happy meal toy i guess. you want a barbie thing? or like a... hot wheels thing? Ah shit i guess thats besides the point. your refined palate probably doesnt need it.

This is my masterpiece. This... is burger 2

ba ba ba ba ba I'm hatin' it

Tough shit really Skip.

Eating McDonald's does give u tough shit 😂

And that's a fucking Whopper you snake

I was out of hamburger buns, last week when I made some burgers at home,

Had to use hotdog buns.

Burgers taste better when you are eating it and not just looking at pictures of it.

Always eat a balanced diet Skip.

Keep those stools smooth and that gut flowing.

clever

I make my own hamburgers, thanks, using only USDA prime marbled, ground myself, min. 3/4 lb, grilled rare, with sautéed mushrooms, only [in sherry & butter, with fresh-minced garlic] on a brioche bun, as once served at L.A.'s original Hamburger Hamlet on Sunset Blvd. No condiments. Having that for tonight's dinner.

Hamburger Hamlet got nothing on me. They don't even give you cool toys with the burger

Checkmate liberals, Chewbacca Droid wins

-RealMcDonalds

True. Hamburger Hamlet was for the adults in the room.

Fruit always helps me with any bowel movement bugs. It helps the metabolism

Fruit, designed to be eaten.

Did I just say designed?

You might be onto something

Yup. Genesis says that.

Was that pre-Phil Collins.

But I see no reason why an integrated organic system isn't pertinent to conflicting hypotheses.

And of course, many fruit varieties we see in our supermarkets have been developed by humans, to be big, colourful and attractive.

How did the image in the OP change

Whopper? What the McHell are you talking about? That's not an image of a whopper.

-RealMcDonalds

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