Please buy a burger

Did you know that hamburgers cause cancer? Higher levels of consumption of red meat has been linked to several chronic diseases. And there is convincing evidence of an association between colorectal cancer risk and higher intakes of red meat.

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I had a burger for lunch.

You should be tested for colon cancer.

I made a burger yesterday. Does that count, or do I have to buy one? I bought the ingredients.

No you have to buy one from us or the CEO is going to have to perform another ritualistic sacrifice of one cow, one chicken, and one fish to appease our stock holders

Oh shit you handing out cancer can I have some?

Did you know that hamburgers cause cancer? Higher levels of consumption of red meat has been linked to several chronic diseases. And there is convincing evidence of an association between colorectal cancer risk and higher intakes of red meat.

I’m willing to bet the research is bogus on this one.

Yes, there is a link between red meat and increased cancer risk, particularly colorectal cancer. The World Health Organization classifies processed meat as a "known human carcinogen" (Group 1) and red meat as a "probable human carcinogen" (Group 2A). Mechanisms include the formation of N-nitroso compounds from heme iron in the gut and carcinogenic compounds that form when meat is cooked at high temperatures. 

Again, doesn’t prove the research is sound

The research was backed by The World Health Organization classifies processed meat as a "known human carcinogen" (Group 1) and red meat as a "probable human carcinogen" (Group 2A). Mechanisms include the formation of N-nitroso compounds from heme iron in the gut and carcinogenic compounds that form when meat is cooked at high temperatures. 

lol. And you just repeat yourself.

Even if you aren’t a chatbot, you behave like one.

It is to help you stay away from harmful burgers.