I have decided to become a candidate for "supreme leader excellent" and place speed bumps everywhere to oppress car drivers

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In the political manual, it says that the basis of politics is making one group of people like you by oppressing some other group of people.


And what better group of people to oppress than those evil people who drive cars too fast and harm human lives by causing injuries and deaths.


I would oppress them. I would oppress them using speed bumps. I would place speed bumps literally everywhere,


so anyone who drives too fast would have a.... "bumpy ride".



I would be an excellent supreme leader. Elect me for title of "supreme leader excellent" so that I can start oppressing car drivers!

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@SatanLucy

Do you have a car fetish or obsession?

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@Debby

I wouldnt call it a fetish, tho I hate cars.

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@SatanLucy

We can measure the extent of your hate.


There are roughly 1.47 to 1.65 billion cars and light vehicles in the world as of 2024-2025, with estimates varying slightly by source and whether motorcycles are included, but the general consensus points to a number around 1.5 billion, a figure driven by major growth in Asia and Africa, making Asia the continent with the most vehicles. 

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@Debby

I want to oppress all those cars and light vehicles with speed bumps.

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@SatanLucy

Where will you get the money to buy the speed bumps. Will it come from your neighbour or successful parents?

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@Debby

When I am elected for supreme leader, I will raise taxes on cars to fund buying speed bumps.


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#9 •••

And like any good leader, print money.


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#10 •••
@SatanLucy

Sounds like a campaign promise.

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#11 •••
@Debby

Not sure that a Bosnian Excellent Supreme Leader, would have much influence upon Canadian road traffic management systems.

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@SergeantLynch

He said he hates cars in general.

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#13 •••
@Debby

He/they say all sorts, and lots of it.

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@SergeantLynch

But now she is going to fund speed bumps.

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