Stupid snow storm

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Now just when I thought Gods love me more than anyone else in the world, I get faced with terrible snow storm.


For a long time I have enjoyed a favor of Gods, an easy life without work, very high intelligence, being generally likable and popular, more free time than anyone else in the world, being able to sleep for 12 hours a day where most other people cant get 8 hours of sleep, being born in enough wealth and sufficiently educated in economics to not just waste wealth but also make more of it, and also being a good person, maybe even morally best person in the world.


For this reason, I assumed Gods love me much more than other people, because why would Allah or Shiva give this much to a person they dislike, and give terrible suffering and stupidity to many other people?


However, today, my faith was a bit shaken. Apparently, a delivery of important item was delayed due to a snow storm.


Stupid snow storm. Why couldnt Gods wait few more days before punishing the world with snow storm?


Now, they were saying snow storm will be worse in my area, but it isnt because Gods still prefer me over other people.


But I cant understand why was I hit with snow storm in the first place. I dont mind snow, in fact I love snow deity.


But problem is that delivery will now likely be 10 days late, when it was supposed to arrive today.


Why couldnt snow deity wait a few more days before sending snow storm?


Usually, in life, I am used to everything happening as I want it, because I think my will aligns perfectly with God's will, and then logically everything must happen according to my will.


But today, it seems my will is delayed.


Delayed by a stupid snow storm.


Why cant I have everything in life as I want it?


Because logically, I think I should have everything I want, because thinking that I shouldnt have something I want is a logical contradiction.


So I do science, religion and magic to achieve what I want, which is universal excellence.


But I can see why snow storm delayed my will. It is because today I was supposed to draw symbols, and the symbols drawn on my arms were washed off, but I didnt draw symbols today, so I couldnt properly connect to God's will, so God didnt know what I want.

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@SatanLucy

Snow is a weather condition. Snow storms were never mentions as a God induce plague in Egypt or any other Bible account. Don’t blame God for everything.

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@Debby

Yes, GOD obviously never visited Lapland.

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@SergeantLynch

The Bible supports your claim that “GOD obviously never visited Lapland.”

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@Debby

Nor anywhere else much, outside of Mesopotamia and the Arabian peninsular.


Certainly never made it to Canada or the UK.


Imaginatively: Once near Abe's hometown, perhaps in southern Mesopotamia...Up an indefinite mountain somewhere during a wildfire... And when he was feeling horny and stopped off in Nazareth... Before returning home, never to be seen again.



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@SergeantLynch

The other countries were more advanced than Israel countries like India, China, Rome. That caused God to retreat and maintain his influence in Israel.

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@Debby

Yes, very omnipotent indeed.

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@Banana

"First world problems" (FWPs) are 

minor inconveniences or frustrations common in wealthy, developed nations, often related to technology, luxury, or comfort, used humorously or dismissively to contrast with severe global hardships, like slow Wi-Fi instead of starvation. Examples include buffering video, too many streaming choices, or finding a matched sock, highlighting trivial issues in affluent societies and serving as a form of self-deprecating humor or perspective-setting. 

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