Every time I tell someone I am map, I can almost feel the rage and condemnation building up inside them, their feelings becoming very upset.
It is as if that one sentence is enough to turn a normal conversation into a very awkward and angry one, and sometimes people even want to beat me up.
I don't think any other sentence works better for rage bait, because there is a response for anything they say after.
If they try to judge me or blame me, I say that it's not my fault, it's just my brain, and there is no cure, and I am peaceful and think that age of consent should be 21.
If they ask me why am I going around telling people that, I say "Would you rather for me to pretend and lie to you so you dont know???"
This is something which always makes people angry, so it's proved to be best rage bait. It offends basically anyone regardless of their political orientation unless they are anarcho-capitalists. It doesn't work on anarcho-capitalists, but it works on virtually all religions and almost all political sides. Left, right, communists, Nazis, MAGA, progressives, they all hate map.
And best part is that it's extremely easy rage bait. You don't have to do anything, just casually mention in conversation that you are map, and suddenly you get all the attention.
I used to think that fake suicide attempt and pretending to be suicidal gets most attention, but no. What gets most attention is telling people you are map. Tho it doesn't work if you are a woman because women map aren't hated, only men map are.