Hey guys! We forgive you for saying mean things about us after Luigi and all that but we want you to know that it was really really mean and hurtful :(. Please apologize to us. Because just because we are soulless automatons, we also have big hearts and even bigger burgers :). Please leave your personal apologies below and we will cleans you of your sins
-RealMcDonalds
Do you also accept unsolicited monetary donations to mcdonalds, with no strings attached?
We do! :) just write a big check that says it's for McDonald's and in the description for what the check is used for just put "burger" and everything will be straight :) you could also buy a burger if you want. We have a lot of them you know
-RealMcDonalds
Pizzas are better than burgers according to tv commercial.
