America's multiple civil wars

Most of them were not violent, but here's the list:

1. 1796 to 1820. The Northern Federalists vs the Southern DemoReps. Winner: Southern Team.
2. S:1, N:0
3. 1828 to 1852 . The Northern Whigs vs the Southern Democrats. Winner: Southern Team.
4. S:2, N:0
5. 1856 to 1872. Civil war stuff; you need no more details. Winner: Northern Team.
6. S:2, N:1
7. 1880 to 1928. The Northern Republicans vs the Southern Democrats. Northern Republicans win. The Southern team needs somebody extremely athletic to beat the Northern team, so after 1928, they select a strong guy in a wheelchair who they stole from a state on the other team. But the republicans win and there is WWII, so they just let this wheelchair guy does what he wants; mercy rule. The South just isn't used to losing, so they let a special Olympics guy named Roosevelt win (who is related to a guy from the other team, but you know, neurodiversity is a strength).
8. S:2, N:2
9. 1952 to 1956. The Northern republicans do a short 8 minute game. They win just for fun, to rub it into the south. They celebrate being ahead of the South for once.
10. S:2, N:3.
11. 1964 to 1972: The North and the South decided they would switch Quarterbacks (so the parties switched). 1968 had some very angry Orange fans (right as the orange we all know got out of college by then) that make it on their way to the American football field. The Northern team was winning, but by 1972, to tick off the angry Orange fans, the refs said, "You know what? Just give the southern team the victory here. Our games are for show anyways. We'll resume later".
12. S:3, N:3.
13. 1984 to 2000: There was an actor that decided to get into political football. The South won again.
14. S:4, N:3.
15. 2000 to Present: The game is still being played. The Northern team has had some wins, the southern team has had some wins. I don't want any more Northerners screaming, "It's the end of DEMOCRACY" because the Southern team might win for a 5th time. The North and Southern teams are both used to winning and losing. Everybody Chill out.