Do you ever get tired of dodging a serious thought exercise asking:
If the United States adopted a constitutional amendment restricting the Federal government to provide only 10 broad public services, essentially overhauling Article I, Section 8, and recognizing that the Constitution was originally designed to define and limit Federal power while leaving the overwhelming balance of public services to the states, what 10 Federal services would you pick and why?
With a pithy "hurr durrr we gots to solve modern problummmzzz...abolish it..."
Such lowbrow crap.