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#1 β€’β€’β€’

You did not get raptured. Congrats you're a real heathen, lol.

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#2 β€’β€’β€’
@Polytheistwitch

To celebrate, I will put a couple sets of shoes and clothes on the sidewalk with dry ice in the shoes.

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#3 β€’β€’β€’

"When the end of the world comes and your Gods remain silent, do not turn to Meow. Meow offered her hand to you, but you rejected it. Ameow!" - Goddess Meowbah's post on her official Meowbah YouTube channel!


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#4 β€’β€’β€’

Dagnabbit!

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#5 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW

Good you realized you are lost.

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#6 β€’β€’β€’
@Polytheistwitch

These guys are fucking geniuses.


After The Rapture Pet Care - After The Rapture Pet Care

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#7 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW

Rapture.


Is that another word for orgasm.


Sort of sounds onomatopoeically synonymous.

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#8 β€’β€’β€’
@Sidewalker

Yeah that's pretty genius.

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#9 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

Well, the Rapture let Ernest Borgnine live for 95 years.

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#10 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW

That’s called staying power.

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#11 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW
Well, the Rapture let Ernest Borgnine live for 95 years.


You keep using that word.

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#12 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW

Best we keep doing the Borgnine workout then.

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#13 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

It might help you reshape your right boob which appears to be sagging.

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#14 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

Camera angle and shadows Debby.


Though I pretty certain that we are not symmetrical.


My right foot and right testicle are certainly larger that their left handed counterparts.


Hope you find this information helpful.

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#15 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

You might want to check it out at the Big Bang Club !

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#16 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

You should shift your exercises to your smaller regions.

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#17 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

Well. FLRW and myself both employ the Borgnine method of regional exercise.


Though in our case "smaller" is an inappropriate adjective.


And one assumes that binary parts that have developed disproportionately, will remain so.

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#18 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

So you are stuck with your deformity. Maybe prayer might help.

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#19 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

I therefore assume in the interests of academic study, that your breasts are perfectly symmetrical.


I think that FLRW also ponders this in moments of extreme Borgninism.


Someone has to do the research.

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#20 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

No research necessary. Just do the right exercises.

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#21 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

I would imagine that the achievement of perfect symmetry, requires a very rigid exercise regime.

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#22 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch

It is more than just taking your shirt off.

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