Heaven sounds nice until...

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#1 •••

Heaven sounds nice until you realize its eternity with homophobic transphobic God and all his followers. there is also no sex in heaven.


Satan may have been defeated in Christian heaven, but in the future Satan will still be the strongest God.



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#2 •••

How do you know there is no sex in heaven?

Also, prove God fears gay and trans people.

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#3 •••
How do you know there is no sex in heaven?


Jesus said people in heaven wont marry. I assume that means no sex either. I could be wrong, but I wont risk it.



Also, prove God fears gay and trans people.


the guy ordered death penalty on them in Old testament. Of course he fears them. And I need to spend eternity with God who hates me? Bitch please.

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Muslim heaven has sex, but no gay sex sadly.


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#5 •••
@SatanLucy

That is why conversion is necessary before you die.

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There won’t be homophobia because no one will be gay or have an sexual desire at all.

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#7 •••
@SomeDebatePerson
There won’t be homophobia because no one will be gay or have an sexual desire at all.


But sex is a purpose of life? If I dont get that, just end me.

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#8 •••
@SatanLucy

of life, not heaven

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#9 •••
@SomeDebatePerson
not heaven


If I cant have sex in heaven, then heaven is boring and its better to die than go there. I can see why Christianity and islam are bad now.

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#10 •••
@SatanLucy

Islam is a religion and sex is sex.


To assume that no practicing Muslim has ever had gay sex, is a tad naive to say the least.


Would be like assuming that no celibate Roman Catholic Priests have ever been paedophiles.


And heaven is a fantasy location in a book of myths and legends.

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#11 •••
@SergeantLynch
Islam is a religion and sex is sex.


Not all sex is sex. Some is gay sex. Islam bans gay sex even in heaven.

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#12 •••
@SatanLucy

Nah.


Islam is a theoretical proposition, and as such cannot actually ban something in a fantasy realm.


Repressed bigots enjoy banning things and being viciously repressive.


And people have and will vent their sexual anxieties as and when they see fit.

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#13 •••
@SergeantLynch
cannot actually ban something in a fantasy realm.


they can if their heaven turns out real.

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#14 •••
@SatanLucy

Presumably, it would then be up to Allah to decide.


People have this tendency to assume the authority to put words into a GOD's mouth.


Allah might actually hate bullies and love gay people.

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#15 •••
@SergeantLynch

Maybe Allah has a gay heart and cute butt.

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#16 •••
@SatanLucy

Allah has all the cute butts he needs. You need to fall in line like the rest do.

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#17 •••

There will be no concept of gayness as we will be given a body and soul without that leading desire to procreate.


You cant assert your understanding of a sinless existence while in a sinful mind. It is foolishness to you.

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#18 •••

Infact, there will be no desire to lust after someone. We will all be sons of God. No females, no concept of sexual desire.

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#19 •••

A somewhat sexist assumption that we will all be sons, notwithstanding that son is conceptually male and therefore sexually determinate.


"Infact"...No, conceptually abstract.


And so, once in this fantasy realm of yours, what is the purpose of all these sexually forgetful blokey-non-blokes?

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#20 •••
No females, no concept of sexual desire.


Boring. I hope I never end up in heaven.

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#21 •••
@SatanLucy

Only virgins are welcome in heaven. Try some other place to retire.

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#22 •••

When the path diverges head for the wilderness.

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#23 •••
@Debby


The Big Bang Club has all the cute butts you need to see!

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#24 •••
@melcharaz

Do not engage with LucyStarfire,m on religion.


Not worth your time; trust me.

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I still don’t know what to type!

#25 •••
@FLRW

It’s a club for retired people like you. The Big Bang comes from people banging on their table for better service.

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#26 •••
@Debby

No, this is one of our members. And yes, he does look like SatanLucy.

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#27 •••
@FLRW

Actually, that's Ebuc.

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#28 •••
@SergeantLynch

Yes, but SatanLucy looks like a white version of him.

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#29 •••
@Debby


The Big Bang Club Is Fantastic Baby!

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#30 •••
@FLRW

They are not doing so well here.

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