God and his young attractive lion

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Why does God create the young? Because God knows old is expired and not good anymore.


Old isnt good for anything, which is why God created the young.


I am young hot lion of God.


God needs capable lions to fight his battles. Old lions arent capable because they are old and not attractive enough when in battle.


But I am still young and hot, my brain is smart.


My brain is not old and decayed. My brain is still capable of learning, capable of taking new challenges.


I know that God created me because all other people were insufficient to please him, so he had to make me to make up for what those people lack.


I fight God's battles on modern day debate, where I destroy atheists and evolution in debates.


I also want to be follower of Bible like Mall. I think Mall is obviously on the proper path, because he realized Christianity was made up and not in Bible. I wasnt aware of that before, but now I am. One can follow Bible and not call himself as member of Christianity. When you follow Bible, you arent a member of any group, you are just follower of Bible. there is no group. Different people follow Bible differently. But if you really follow the Bible, well, then, you are not in Christianity. You follow the Bible.


Is there truth outside the Bible? Is there truth outside God? How do you know that you exist? See, I can doubt you as you doubt the Bible.

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#3 β€’β€’β€’
@SatanLucy

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You young hot lion you.

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#4 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch
You young hot lion you.


God prefers the young, and I am young so God prefers me.

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#5 β€’β€’β€’
@SatanLucy

Well you're around 30 and approaching middle age, so no longer young.


Plain fact, face it.


And probably just like you, in my head I'm still the same age as I always have been.


It's just the body that complains more.

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#6 β€’β€’β€’
@SergeantLynch
Well you're around 30



Yeah, I think I am still young. But once I am 40, its going to be horrible. Imagine being over 40 years old, thats like, way too old. I wouldnt want to live past age 40. I still have years of my youth left before I turn 40 and hopefully die from heart attack or cancer.

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#7 β€’β€’β€’
@SatanLucy

That’s a terrible way to go. But May your prayers be answered.

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#8 β€’β€’β€’

Actually God prefers the old. Methuselah was 969 years old when he died. Jesus was 33.

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#9 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW
Actually God prefers the old


No, God made covid to kill old people. Young people are unaffected by covid. Old people die more because God hates them.

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#10 β€’β€’β€’
@SatanLucy
Yeah, I think I am still young. But once I am 40, its going to be horrible. Imagine being over 40 years old, thats like, way too old. I wouldnt want to live past age 40. I still have years of my youth left before I turn 40 and hopefully die from heart attack or cancer.


Being forty is not the end of the world. I can still lift heavy weighs and run, not like old times but I can do it incredibly well.


And most importantly, I can still have sex. The only thing that has changed is that there is a minimal delay to get bricked, not a big deal because I have all the time of the world to enjoy it.

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#11 β€’β€’β€’
@Misterio

Hope you enjoy your life. 40 is still being young.

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#12 β€’β€’β€’
@Misterio
Being forty is not the end of the world


Its not the end of the world, but I hope it will be end of me. I dont want to live past 40. I dont want to be 40. Imagine telling people that you are 40 and your breath stinks.

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#13 β€’β€’β€’

Hmmmmmm,


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#14 β€’β€’β€’

Older American male customers of sex workers pay for more sex as they age. These findings are reported in a study which surveyed older American men who frequent sex work websites and discussion boards. It was conducted by Los Angeles-based psychotherapist Christine Milrod and sociologist Martin Monto of the University of Portland in the US and published in Springer's journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.

The participants were 208 men between the ages of 60 and 84 years old from 36 American states who posted or read reviews or comments on female sex work review websites and discussion boards. They were asked 129 questions about their sexual health, behaviors and preferences. More than two-thirds (68.5 percent) were married, and most wanted to keep their activities secret. Over 85 percent of participants held at least a Bachelor's or graduate degree and enjoyed an annual income above that of the average American household. 


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#15 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW
Older American male customers of sex workers pay for more sex as they age. These findings are reported in a study which surveyed older American men who frequent sex work websites and discussion boards. It was conducted by Los Angeles-based psychotherapist Christine Milrod and sociologist Martin Monto of the University of Portland in the US and published in Springer's journal Archives of Sexual Behavior.
The participants were 208 men between the ages of 60 and 84 years old from 36 American states who posted or read reviews or comments on female sex work review websites and discussion boards. They were asked 129 questions about their sexual health, behaviors and preferences. More than two-thirds (68.5 percent) were married, and most wanted to keep their activities secret. Over 85 percent of participants held at least a Bachelor's or graduate degree and enjoyed an annual income above that of the average American household. 


So, I wasn't that bad after all. 😁

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#16 β€’β€’β€’
@SatanLucy

God did not make COVID. We all know who really made it.

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#17 β€’β€’β€’
@SomeDebatePerson

The U.S. Now Leads the World in Confirmed Coronavirus Cases. Following a series of missteps, the nation is now the epicenter of the pandemic.

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#18 β€’β€’β€’

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Old isnt good for anything, which is why God created the young.

This is the funniest interpretation of Adam and Eve eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil rather than that of the tree of life.

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#19 β€’β€’β€’
@FLRW

Looking buff F.

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#20 β€’β€’β€’

I'd say im a lion but id be lyin'

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#21 β€’β€’β€’
@linate

Were you not lying when you said you are mostly unknown in your profile?

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