1: Catholicism
Jesus said you will know them by their fruits. Regardless of what you want to say about certain individuals within the Catholic church, Catholicism as a whole has more fruits than every other version of christianity combined.
2: Greek Orthodox
I have changed my mind about which EO patriarchate is the best. Even though the EP (Ecumenical Patriarch) is forced to play it cool due to residing in Turkey, in Greece itself the Greek Orthodox are based and islamophobic. Also Greek Orthodox are much more likely to reunite with Rome. If EO unites with Rome the autocephalous churches that side with EP will join Rome and the Patriarchate of Moscow and OCA will schism.
3: Oriental Orthodox
They are also a historic church that is likely to reunite with Rome at some point
4: Assyrian Church of the East
They still have the best music
5: Anglo-Catholic
Caesaropapism is about the most cringe thing ever. Separation of church and state is mid. Church ABOVE state is where it do in fact be at. High church Anglicans plagiarize all of their best qualities from Catholicism, but many of them are realizing that they are just Catholics in denial.
6: Confessional Lutheran
The protestant reformation wouldn't have been the disaster that it was if it wasn't for state-church caesaropapism. Confessional Lutheran bodies consistently prove that there is genuine christianity in protestantism, it just can never achieve what catholicism can or guarantee salvation or correct theology.
7: Presbyterian
The most evolved branch of the reformed tradition which resisted the evils of caesaropapism
8: Dutch-Reformed
Without them there would be no Presbyterians. They were the masterminds of reformed theology after the original Swiss Reformation got rekt by its state-church model.
9: Moravians
The OG Hussite proto-protestants who believed in apostolic succession. They are most similar to methodists but methodists are cringe because they are either super liberal or super schismatic and baptist-flavored.
10: Seventh-Day Adventists
Due to their doctrines that focus on health, they are the healthiest religious group in the world and even have a "blue zone" to their name.