Me explaining theory of relativity to dumb people who think light speed speeds up time

The phenomenon of light slowing down as it passes through a material like glass or air is one of the most fascinating areas of physics, involving a complex interaction between light and materials. There are three ways to look at the same situation, and each employs a different understanding of physics. 

To paraphrase Wolfgang Pauli, this OP isn't even wrong.

Is 160 the speed of arrogance.

Or the speed of nonsense.

Though to paraphrase Jeff Spraggot, without an optical device would there be total darkness.

And if a light was suspended in a bubble, would there be infinite angles of observability rather than just three.

Does the existence of everything rely upon the existence of something to observe it's existence? Which was a profound question once posited by Jeff.

Jeff Spraggot is a Mythical Philosopher in a flat cap, who appears randomly at the speed of time, on a stool by the bar, next to a pint of bitter.

When Sue the barmaid draws the curtains and switches off the lights, Jeff disappears.

And when Sue switches the lights back on, all that remains is an empty glass.

I think that it's all to do with quantum entanglement.

It's certainly a phenonomonomenonom.

Time is relative 

because its passage depends on the observer's frame of reference, a direct consequence of the universal constant speed of light. According to Einstein's special relativity, a clock moving at a high velocity relative to a stationary observer will tick slower, an effect called time dilation. The closer an object's speed gets to the speed of light, the more pronounced this time dilation becomes, slowing time to a near standstill. 

Time is.

Space is.

Stuff is.

Events therefore are.

And I don't pretend to know why.

The Big Bang Club is.

You need to exercise your brain as much as your body to stay updated.

The Borgnine method is essential for a healthy mind.

The research indicates that individuals who experience orgasms frequently may have a longer life. Studies have shown that those with the highest frequency of orgasms have a 50 per cent lower mortality rate, and those who have orgasms two times a week have a 68 per cent lower mortality rate than those who have less than one orgasm per month. The more orgasms a person has, the lower their risk of mortality, with around 700 orgasms per year potentially increasing life expectancy by up to eight years. Orgasms also stimulate sensory pleasure pathways that trigger healthy chemical reactions in the brain and body, offering a range of physical, emotional, and psychological benefits. 

A 25-year study found that a greater frequency of sex predicted a lower annual death rate for men, while enjoyment of intercourse predicted a lower mortality rate in women.

The benefits associated with more sexual activity had the biggest impact on coronary heart disease mortality. In other words, sex can be good for your heart.

While this study primarily focused on actual sexual intercourse, male masturbation and female masturbation can have some of the same benefits, helping to reduce cortisol, stress, and inflammation, while boosting key hormones.

You need to start working out Debs.

Well stated.

You need to fix your right boob. It is sagging.

Symmetry trip Deps.

We're awaiting confirmation.

FLRW is on the edge of his seat.

His carer taught him seated Borgninism techniques.

Her name is Angel.