What if burger but Olympics?
What if burger but Olympics?
Then call it Olympic burgers.
Tell me more
They have to be eaten fast.
Higher and stronger, too.
We tell God what to do and then blame Him for our errors.
- Dr. Pet Dragon of Sorbonne University
Those are goals set for them in the Olympics.
Remember when Trump worked at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania?
It was during his campaign.
Yeah he kept on dipping his balls in the hot fry oil and saying that he was making hush puppies. Actually, now that I think about it, it's probably him that punched Gary in the balls and made him piss himself in the ball pit. Sorry fauxlaw, wrong guy.
What they didn't tell you is that he kept on spacing out when we asked him a question. He must have been depressed about something. Saw him journaling in the break room. Said he missed his dad. Said he's due for some father-son bonding time where they can evict another tenant or harass another Miss Teen Universe contestant. He said one of the teens kicked him so hard in the balls that the only way he can feel pleasure is by dipping them in hot fry oil.
Anyway, want some fries?
Stick with the burgers.
Didn't McDonald's say that he was the dumbest employee they ever had?
His training at McDonalds helped him win the presidency.
Did you know that Trump won't let White House doctor Ronny Jackson measure his waist?
Yet Ronny Jackson declared Trump the healthiest president in history.
It's funny you say that because Trump actually paid for that medical report. Saw it myself. He fellated Ronny under the barstools at one of our locations in NYC wearing the Grimace costume (his fursona) in exchange for a good medical report. Problem was after a few head bobs he was all tuckered out and he asked for like 5 double cheeseburgers. Speaking about being tuckered out, I felt bad for Tucker. He was waiting patiently for his turn by the window, drumming his fingers, looking forlornly at pictures of his ex before the brash New Yorker whisked him away. He sniffed,
"Vladdy Daddy.... I miss you Vladdy Daddy... I wanna rub your bald head again and ride on your lap on top of that bear..."
Then he broke out sobbing and made it fucking weird.
Glad that want not part of the medical report.