Candace Owens Cinematic Universe DP1

Won’t be crazy active. Had opted out of this one but Rex didn’t see it. I’ll do my best but kind of busy atm

Going from Torah study to donating blood this morning. Will post more in the afternoon, but I’m checking in for now. And for the record, I know Jack shit about the theme.

I’m here, going to SOP claim.

I am Ben Shapiro and I am Hated Townie, meaning I take one less vote to lynch. Effect ends DP3. Justification is that I undermined Charlie and harassed Candace and am hated by people on the right

I don't have much free time and only joined cuz Rex was short. I know nothing about this theme.

I'm Candace Owens' left tit. Legend has it she drew AOC's face on it and it speaks to her tauntingly like the Green Goblin's helmet.

Im also a jew and a portion of my role is scummy as shit. Semi sop claim cus it will look bad if I dont say it upfront

Charlie kirk is prob bullet proof cus of his thick neck

Alright, so we've got an full SOP claim (Pie), a soft SOP claim (Mikal), and a pretty hilarious claim (Wryly). Whether that last one is Rex's or Wryly's fabrication, respect.

Originally Posted by wylted on 7/18/2026 at 11:27 AM (post #5)

You would like Candace nick fuentes, ben Shapiro and Glenn beck hate her, which automatically makes her somebody you would like

The only reason I like trump is because the people I hate, hate him so he's cool in my book. I assume we all think the same

Not really how that works for me, but I'm sure she's an improvement over Fuentes at least.

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Wryly (1/5): wylted (p#3)

Not Voting (8): ILikePie5, Kohai, Lunatic, Mikal, Thoth, Vader, whiteflame, Wryly

With 9 players alive, it takes 5 to lynch. Day phase ends in 2 days, 20 hours.

Originally Posted by wylted on 7/18/2026 at 3:08 PM (post #18)

Fuck it, gonna go ahead and out it.

Wryly is scum. I am CCing her right now. I am Candice Owens

jesus fucking christ

do i really have to clarify that I'm not a titty with AOC's face drawn on it, wylted

Hi all. Not home this weekend. Back Sunday

You caught me. Here's my copied and pasted role PM.

You are Candace Owens' left tit. In a fit of madness and Chardonnay one night, you stood in front of a mirror as flashes of lightning back-lit your empty apartment, and drew AOC's face over your left breast with a permanent marker. AOC's laughing open mouth encompassed your entire areola.

By day, you only hear AOC's muffled taunts and whispers through your bra and blouse, undermining your talking points mid-debate and giving a constant stream of leftist propaganda that steadily erodes your sanity. By night, you stand shirtless in front of your bathroom mirror and have full-blown schizophrenic screaming arguments with Titty AOC. Secretly you yearn to know if the real AOC has a Candace Owens drawn on her right titty -- if you live in her head rent-free as she does in yours -- but deep down you know there's only a perfect pair of B-cup Latina breasts under there. Therefore, you are the Vulnerable Double Voter! By day you may double vote because you are motivated to raise your voice to speak over AOC's menacing whispers in your bra, but if anyone visits you at night and catches you arguing shirtless with your own titty in the mirror, you will have a nervous breakdown and lose your double voting powers. You win with -- well, you really win once you're put on some industrial-grade antipsychotics.

VTL: Wryly

In wylted we trust

Hey folks. I have arrived. Been busy this morning

Originally Posted by Wryly on 7/18/2026 at 3:37 PM (post #23)

You caught me. Here's my copied and pasted role PM.

You are Candace Owens' left tit. In a fit of madness and Chardonnay one night, you stood in front of a mirror as flashes of lightning back-lit your empty apartment, and drew AOC's face over your left breast with a permanent marker. AOC's laughing open mouth encompassed your entire areola.

By day, you only hear AOC's muffled taunts and whispers through your bra and blouse, undermining your talking points mid-debate and giving a constant stream of leftist propaganda that steadily erodes your sanity. By night, you stand shirtless in front of your bathroom mirror and have full-blown schizophrenic screaming arguments with Titty AOC. Secretly you yearn to know if the real AOC has a Candace Owens drawn on her right titty -- if you live in her head rent-free as she does in yours -- but deep down you know there's only a perfect pair of B-cup Latina breasts under there. Therefore, you are the Vulnerable Double Voter! By day you may double vote because you are motivated to raise your voice to speak over AOC's menacing whispers in your bra, but if anyone visits you at night and catches you arguing shirtless with your own titty in the mirror, you will have a nervous breakdown and lose your double voting powers. You win with -- well, you really win once you're put on some industrial-grade antipsychotics.

Wait WTF???

Pie town

Originally Posted by Kohai on 7/18/2026 at 3:41 PM (post #29)

Pie town

Is it cause I’m a Jew?