So yeah. I want meat to get banned. The U.S. government should be the one to enact the ban on meat because it actually has a lot of powers with regards to animal slaughter. Presidents have the power to pardon animals from being cooked (they often do this to Thankgiving turkeys). And they also didn't want turkeys to be the national animal because they like eating them. Bald eagles get special protection. Donald J. Trump wanted protect cats and dogs from becoming food, because some cultures cook them. So clearly, whether meat should be legal or not is ideally left to the federal government (not the individual states because some states will enforce bans while others will ignore them).
I want you to think about something for a sec: Imagine someone looking at you and thinking, "Wow, nice person. I will turn you into a lunch." That's not a good friendship strategy, so meat should be banned immediately. Anyways, let's get into the actual reasons to ban meats.
First of all, it seems unfair to turn these very important creatures into burgers and nuggets just because humans enjoy the taste. Also, meats come from animals that have faces. Vegetables usually don't have faces, unless you draw one on a potato. But that potato can't run away because it hasn't got any legs. Therefore, eating vegetables is more politer because they are already sitting there and not making any eye contact with us at all.
Secondly, the types of meats that are banned is not consistent. Cats, dogs, and horses are typically taboo, while cows and chickens are actually encouraged to be killed and cooked for you to get food. And there is no reasons. It's just that some people like some species more than other ones.
Thirdly, banning meat would make every person get healthier because nobody will have to eat a stupid sausage (sausages look like they were invented in a basement). People should be eating carrots and beans (not jelly beans, those are very bad for you). The world would have fewer cows being burgers, and fewer chickens being nuggets. There's a reason why every human (and animal) hates McDonald's (no offense btw), and especially the meat they sell (it might not even be real, lol)
Fourthly, Humans are getting a lot more dumbness into them (because of brain rot if you couldn't guess), whilst animals are slowly getting smarter by the minute (kinda scary). For example, some animals are learning to do tricks, solve puzzles and use tools. Rationality is also becoming difficult to determine. We cannot simply say that it's ok for us humans to eat animals because we are rational, since plenty of humans make extremely irrational decisions, like texting “lol” when something isn't really that funny or buying some furniture that takes 6-7 hours to build. Since rationality is kinda hard to measure, let's stop using this as our reason for eating meat.
So yeah. That is why I think that eating meat should be banned. If we wait till animals can speak clearly, it'll be too late and extremely embarrassing for humankind. Animalkind of the future might look back at humans and say "You people knew we were becoming intelligent but still chose to do it. The blame is all on you." Banning meat now would prevent any future rational animals from being mistreated and would give humanity a chance to apologize before the chickens take over our world. If not, animals could decide to eat humans back, which I don't think anyone is looking forward to...animal apocalypse... "We get the last laugh!" said the bull ready to charge you into the oven
I think that's good for now