Under normal circumstances there is no excuse not to be Meowist (this is a Rap battle)

Normal circumstances mean being informed of Meowbah's existence by some form of divine revelation or magical feeling.

And yeah, this is a rap battle.

Round 1

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SatanLucy

Pro #1

In the name of Meowballah,

Most merciful, gracious,

I came to this world,

To a journey which seems long,

Not knowing purpose of visit,

But how could I be strong?

Everything felt wicked, disgusting, wrong,

I studied all religions and Gods

Too many nonsense, but what are the odds?

None of the Gods seemed right

It was always about force, punishment and might,

Why can't any religion be cool?

Why is religious person always dumb sheep, close minded fool, someone's useful tool,

An idiot used by politicians and kings,

Religions are useful things

Makes masses cry loud,

Good for whoever wants to control the crowd

In the hours where I started losing will, wishes and hope,

Meowbah God appeared in a dream and said "nope"

true God is Kawaii *kawaii giggles laughter*

All this praying wasn't a full disaster, I have met my master,

It's not silly Jesus, Krishna or Buddha, or Allah

True God is Meowballah!

That's right

Meowbah beated Allah in a fight

She proved her power, kawaii honor, she is without peer

Owner of the day of purr-ification is here,

Christians, they give me an ick

They cry over a dude on a stick

They should cry for all the people they killed

Their minds are dumb, not well filled

Muslims, are just Christians version second,

So they invented another religion, that's a good reckon

Another religion to be for peace

Brings anything but peace, rest in piss

Hindu are cow worshippers

Their religion is full of trash

Kinda like their street,

Not the people I want to meet

Buddhists promote insane self hate

Hate your own wishes, are they insane?

Contradiction is their vein,

They want to stop wanting

What a stupid load of something

Taoists are same, but at least I can be a Taoist Meowist Venus Satan worshipper

I don't need to believe in logic

Meowbah created Meow-logic

Land of kawaii and fairy tale

Other Gods by comparison pale

GreatfulGoy

Con #2

Beat to Loop

What is it that made the North-West Europeans great? Made North-west Europe have the world on its plate?

See, originally it was quite a different fate, olive-skinned Romans bitch-slapped the pale-faced, put 'em in a horrible state,

Deemed barbaric, too dumb, meek and freaking heck how they thought thought Greeks were great,

Interesting how 1 religion... 1 truth, 1 way 1 life 66 books and apocrypha led to a monumental change of fate,

And notice how the very north-west Europeans and North Africans dubbed barbaric were among the most devoted to turn Chrisitian without too much a wait,

Those that turned after heretics burned and lessons learned turned the tides all the way through crusades,

Murder and theft outlawed along with rape, morality thrusted upon all colonised states,

Why skip from Crusades to colonisation? The same reason you skip from scenes in a movie that may even cross lightyears of constellations,

Cut to the chase, Europe's not great because of race, it catapulted forth thanks to Lord Yeshua and his Father's Grace.

And what of Holy Spirit? Don't even get me started,

He's saved 3 billion souls in the time Meowbah sharted,

Hail Yeshua, Hail the Father, hail the Holy Spirit, pure hearted,

Notice Meowbah has no morals, just a tiktok weeb-slut departed from any semblance of a moral compass, converted but perverted... retarded,

Moses was busy getting the Red Sea parted, all glory to the Father key in the lock outide our front doors, unguarded,

That's the kind of morality Christianity achieved, boy, listen to the Spirit spittin' through me, purported to onslaughter your entire pussy false deity, dove wrecks cat, bombarded, easy feline target,

You're a coward, overpowered, startled lardhead, you aint nothin' but a mercy of the Lord, existing thanks to a series of his grace and mercy that you weren't aborted, but are you grateful for it? Na, so much brain damage one wonders if you got a scarred head,

Meanwhile I'm busy worshipping the ultimate sacrifice and deeply respecting all the Christians martyred,

I remember them, go all British wear a poppy and weep for the fallen just so the Nazis were halted, new human rights for Europe chartered,

And then the cold war wrecks all communism just so new age Russia can screw over its slavic brothers WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I AM NOT OKAY I AM FUROUS, I'M SO SAD THIS EVEN STARTED,

Why is Europe overrun with islam, satanism disguised as atheism and such a fucking travesty I cry, I kneel I wish for Churchill to return and lead all Europeans, instead we got an Epstein-aligned leader of the US on one side and within got a tonne of traitors letting the capital be smashed up, raided, and is it the christian French or ITalians or Frankfurters doing it? Use your God-blessed darn head...

Invaded... Raided... ECHR-jaded... Islamic fatigue... where's Mewbah gonna fit in when people are busy idolising Muhammad?

So, listen clearly, IF YOU ARE NORMAL YOU RATHER LIVE IN EUROPE THAN SOMALIA,

Ooh lala, vote Kamala Harris, vote Mamdani, Abdullah WHAT'S THAT? DEMOCRACY MEETS SHARIA INSH'ALLAH,

oooh we baby Meowbah mew mew, pew pew with the gun, kill while it's a fetus planned parenthood, that's Murica, freedom HOORAY HAHA,

Slide for me Cha-cha, shuffle as we puff puff pass whatever drug the woke are taking this replacement's going 'FUCK YAH',

How can we resist it? I think Me-sa have de ansa!

Lord Yeshua, Holy Spirit 'n' Father!

Round 1

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