How I actually look like

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#31 •••
@Leaning, @SatanLucy

Yes be thankful Lucy, you could have a square head and a ginger mullet and beard.

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#32 •••
@Misterio
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#33 •••
@SergeantLynch
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#34 •••
@SatanLucy


SatanLucy wrote:
Why only I have to be cursed with little dick, skinny weak short body and facial hair of someone's ass.

You have a wild imagination but unfortunately this feature of yours gives you away.


Only Asians have short cocks, so you're an Asian.


However, at this point, we can't believe anything you say. You might even be an extraterrestrial being, a gray most likely.

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#35 •••
@Misterio
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#36 •••
@SatanLucy

I have a beard, It grows vigourously and makes me look Viking...Perhaps I have Nordic ancestors.


And for some reason Misterio has an in depth knowledge of Asian penises...One can only guess...And they are also very fond of extra-terrestrial visitors....Perhaps they have the hots for you...I think that they are chatting you up.

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@SergeantLynch
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#38 •••
@Misterio

You can choose to be anything you want to be except who you are.

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#39 •••
@SergeantLynch
SergeantLynch wrote:

And for some reason Misterio has an in depth knowledge of Asian penises...One can only guess...And they are also very fond of extra-terrestrial visitors....Perhaps they have the hots for you...I think that they are chatting you up.

depth knowledge? It's called general knowledge, you pirate. Everybody should know about that.


It seems to me that SatanLucy, aka Best Korea, suffers from multiple personality disorder. Today he's a Slavic, tomorrow he'll be an African of a 12-inch cock.

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#40 •••
@Misterio
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@Misterio
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#42 •••
@Misterio


Misterio wrote:
SergeantLynch wrote:

And for some reason Misterio has an in depth knowledge of Asian penises...One can only guess...And they are also very fond of extra-terrestrial visitors....Perhaps they have the hots for you...I think that they are chatting you up.
depth knowledge? It's called general knowledge, you pirate. Everybody should know about that.

It seems to me that SatanLucy, aka Best Korea, suffers from multiple personality disorder. Today he's a Slavic, tomorrow he'll be an African of a 12-inch cock.


The Balkans, mostly like everywhere else is a mish mash of people of various origins and variable penis size...And I'm guessing that your chief data source in this respect is online porn...I'm also guessing that BK AKA Lucy, is not around 30 and is stylistically disingenuous, typically someone much younger.

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#43 •••
@SergeantLynch
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#44 •••

grow the facial hair.

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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@GreatfulGoy
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#46 •••
@SatanLucy

Thinking about it, if you were around 30 when we first exchanged ideas, you must now be getting on for around 40.



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#47 •••
@SergeantLynch
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#48 •••
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#49 •••
@SatanLucy


Dang Nabbit!!!!

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#50 •••


OMG, I'm a Trump.

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#51 •••
@FLRW
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#52 •••

Well, I kind of look like this.


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#53 •••
@FLRW
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#54 •••
@SatanLucy

trim with scissors as you go and shave the truly ugly fuzz if it grows on cheeks/whatever.

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

#55 •••
@SatanLucy

Even there his small hands were a disadvantage.

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#56 •••
@SergeantLynch


SergeantLynch wrote:

And for some reason Misterio has an in depth knowledge of Asian penises...One can only guess...And they are also very fond of extra-terrestrial visitors....Perhaps they have the hots for you...I think that they are chatting you up.
depth knowledge? It's called general knowledge, you pirate. Everybody should know about that.

It seems to me that SatanLucy, aka Best Korea, suffers from multiple personality disorder. Today he's a Slavic, tomorrow he'll be an African of a 12-inch cock.

The Balkans, mostly like everywhere else is a mish mash of people of various origins and variable penis size...And I'm guessing that your chief data source in this respect is online porn...I'm also guessing that BK AKA Lucy, is not around 30 and is stylistically disingenuous, typically someone much younger.

Victor, I based my comments on statistics, not porn. I'm a man of science so I would never throw a statement if I have no scientific evidence.


https://as1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/73/79/34/1000_F_73793428_83HQTZdE4wMqegUqjE3RaROZLdmF2Da1.jpg


The data says Asians have the shortest dick. If you see the map, the only short-dick men in the Balkans are the Romanians, not as short as the Asian but short afterall. Par contre, the Boznians have an average dick, which is at odds with what BK said. The dicks with legs are the Hungarians, those muthafvckas are very lucky. Lol.

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#57 •••
@Misterio

Do you think that the human propensity to obsess about dick length, is indicative of a highly advanced intellectual species.


Or is it time for Asexual Intelligence to take over.

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#58 •••
@SatanLucy


SatanLucy wrote:
Thinking about it, if you were around 30 when we first exchanged ideas, you must now be getting on for around 40.

Ew, thats the worst thing anyone ever said to me. I can be around 30 for a decade. When I am around 40, I will hide in the display of shame.

But you can see my photo I posted, so its clear I am around 30, which is 25 to 35.


I've seen photos of your arms and fingers, but only a stylised image of your face.

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@SergeantLynch
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@SergeantLynch
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