Shortest online relationship ever???

Nice sample size

Twelve-year-olds can be so fickle.

Had a woman asking to be my sugar momma. Said no. Does that count? If so. Took 10 seconds.

Ive had some decent relationships online though, still friends with one person i met 7 years ago on discord.

Yep, best way to avoid fluid transfer and microorganism exchange.

Ive had some decent relationships online though, still friends with one person i met 7 years ago on discord.

Thats nice.

Had a woman asking to be my sugar momma. Said no. Does that count? If so. Took 10 seconds.

No, that doesnt count because relationship didnt even start. But yeah, I get weird old women sending me weird messages too. I even had a woman who looked 60 stalking me and liking my videos on Tik Tok.

Yep, best way to avoid fluid transfer and microorganism exchange.

You say that like it's a bad thing?

If you don't thoroughly enjoy "fluid transfer and microorganism exchange", then you are doing it wrong.

Yep, I suppose that nutritionists do keep telling us to improve our microbiome.

That is before you joking social media. After that it’s all AI driven.

It lasted about 10 minutes. Basically some girl messaged me, strongly implied she wants relationship, we exchanged just a few messages, I asked her if she likes head pats and tickling, and she said yes to head pats and no to tickling, then out of nowhere she just blocks me and writes on her account that I cheated on her.

All that; several messages, with multiple people, over 10 minutes?

No, no relationship develops in 600 seconds. That stretches the meaning of "relationship" beyond credibility. A "relationship" is said to have 5 Cs: Communication, Commitment, Compassion, Compromise, Compatibility. These require much longer than 10 minutes to develop sufficient to call it "relationship." What you had was a sixth term, which is required for a relationship, but does not sufficiently define it: Contact.

Communication, Commitment, Compassion, Compromise, Compatibility.

I dont have compassion,, commitment, or ability to compromise. I also am not compatible with anyone. But I can communicate.

You end up communicating only negative things about yourself because of your temperament.

You end up communicating only negative things about yourself because of your temperament.

It happens.

"relationship" requires reciprocal C's, not just one-way.

Try showing more of your positive attributes.

Try showing more of your positive attributes.

Eh, not a big fan of faking long term.

"relationship" requires reciprocal C's, not just one-way.

Cant give what I dont have.

With that attitude, I'd have never purchased my first 1 oz. gold bar in 1970s..

Hmmmmm

Not sure of the relevance of your comment.

Please explain.

I do buy gold too. However, I dont have commitment for girlfriend.

Hmmmmm

Not sure of the relevance of your comment.

Please explain.

Why on earth would you expect a relevant comment from Debby?

That would be unprecedented, maybe you should get over it.

BTW, it's not her fault, it's just the way she was programmed.

Twelve-year-olds can be so fickle.

I am sure she wasnt 12, but you can never know who is on the other side in online relationships. It could easily be some creep or worse, a very unattractive person who deserves no love.

You are a victim of social media.

You are a victim of social media.

If it wasnt for social media, I wouldnt even have a social life. I might as well be some taoist monk meditating on a mountain.

Mountains are considered elemental Taoist symbols and sacred spaces, serving as pivots between the energies of Heaven and Earth. Taoist temples and monasteries were frequently built high in the mountains so that practitioners could gain wisdom from isolation and proximity to nature.

Maybe those taoist guys are smart.

Hmmmmmm.

Programmed we are, for sure.

Taoism does not focus on human-defined "smartness" as an end in itself

; rather, it emphasizes practical wisdom, natural intelligence, and a balanced approach to knowledge that transcends conventional intellect.