None of the 12 Jesus disciples were bakers.

None of the 12 Jesus disciples were bakers.

Then who made the bread for feeding 5,000 people.

It was one of Jesus’s miracles.

In the miracle known as the feeding of the 5,000, 

Jesus miraculously multiplied five loaves of barley bread and two fish to feed a crowd of over 5,000 men, plus women and children. After everyone had eaten their fill, the disciples collected 12 baskets of leftovers, which highlighted Jesus's divine power and ability to provide abundantly from very little. 

Yep, but who made it?

And two whale sharks would go a long way.

And if you believe that you will believe anything.

Usually get mine from the supermarket.

But if I'm ever in town I will pop in for a superior sandwich.

Usually get mine from the supermarket.

Yeah, that's what I did up until last week when I became a master sourdough bread maker.

But if I'm ever in town I will pop in for a superior sandwich.

Just let me know when.

Just a week.

It was an intensive course then?

Just a week.

It was an intensive course then?

Yes, my sourdough bread perfection is even more amazing when you consider I've only made one loaf so far, but I do have another one "proofing" right now.

I figure Bon Appetit Magazine will be showing up for an interview soon.

Yep, skip the bakery and move straight onto TV.

Must be sooo good to have finally found your niche.

You are a liberal "man".

Of COURSE you are SOUR and your stomach is DOUGH.

You are just mad because I have a normal, intimate relationship with a woman.

It's not my fault you can't get laid.

It's not the bear's fault women would rather be eaten than have sex with you.

It's not women's fault you make them want to puke; it's a visceral reaction.

Just try not to be so grotesque.

->You are just mad because I have a normal, intimate relationship with a woman.

I don't care about your sex life (although I would recommend less of it because it's addicting). I'm mad because you are a strawmaner, and I RageBait Strawmanners.

You keep using that word.

If it just makes people laugh at you, it isn’t ragebait, it’s comedy, sad pathetic comedy.

->It's not my fault you can't get laid.

I could get laid if I wanted too. But I don't want too. I think sex is bad for you, so I don't do it.

LOL, yeah right, I suppose if you couldn’t get laid if your life depended on it, that would be the thing to say.

->It's not the bear's fault women would rather be eaten than have sex with you.

If you prefer death to rape, then you are too thin skinned to be in political office. I wouldn't prohibit someone from voting for being that thin skinned, but I don't want them in government (meaning not as I wouldn't ban them from office, I just wouldn't vote for someone that prefers murder to rape and would encourage others to vote against individuals that prefer getting murdered to getting raped because politics is a thick skinned job).

So women shouldn’t be able to hold public office because you can’t get laid, got it, oh yeah, that's logical.

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->It's not women's fault you make them want to puke; it's a visceral reaction.

I don't care if women puke when they look at me or not. Women's feelings don't matter, and men's feelings don't matter either. Logic > Lust.

If feeling don’t matter, then why are you always screeching like a banshee with how much you hate women.

->Just try not to be so grotesque.

Being right wing makes you grotesque, so I have no problem being grotesque.

You are just desperate to blame politics for why you can’t have a normal relationship with women, or men for that matter. What a freak.

Here’s a health tip that might sound pretty good to many guys: Have more sex, or masturbate more, and you might lower your odds of getting prostrate cancer. Research suggests that the more often men ejaculate, the less likely they are to have the disease. 

That's because your prostate, the small gland that's located below your bladder and in front of your rectum, adds fluids to your semen. The muscles of your prostate also help force your semen into your urethra and out of your body when you have an orgasm.

90's , YES!

OBTW, Ernest Borgnine never had prostrate cancer.

Then who made the bread for feeding 5,000 people.

Somebody made it; perhaps the lad's [he is only mentioned in John] mother made five barley loaves, earlier, but we don't know. They were baked by someone. Neither they, nor the two fish, which the mentioned "lad" also had, were not, by themselves, of miraculous origin. We do know that Jesus knew how the 5,000 [counting men, only, with additional women and children, so the multitude may have been as large as 10,000 people]. Jesus knew what he would do to feed the multitude, and may have originated fish sandwiches as a fast food by miraculous means.

Prostrate cancer.

Is that the cancer that affects people that lie about in bed all day.

As opposed to erect and active Borgninism.

Open sandwiches probably, requiring 50% less bread.

And a fig for dessert...Pick your own.

Though realistically they were probably not "loaves"...I'm guessing loaves was a later interpretation, as loaf is an old English word.

Probably unleavened flatbreads cooked in situ on hot rocks...If there were 5000 women kicking about they would knock them up in no time at all.

And 5000 men with nets would only need to catch a few each.

Typically like Trump, Jesus always took the credit for everything, whereas in practice he probably sat around giving it loads of jabber, whilst everyone else did all the work.

Though, not for one minute do I think that the tale is factually accurate.

You and Sidewalker both spell Prostate as Prostrate.

Prostrate prayer is praying done where the head touches the ground and you face down overall.

As a previous commentator pointed out, lying about in bed all day is also a prostrate activity. They're both common mistakes.

And by the way, in the quantum realm that is often referred to as heaven, quantum realm being perhaps the best way to describe heaven. Prayer is regarded as just another contributor to atmospheric disturbance or vibrations.

You and Sidewalker both spell Prostate as Prostrate.

OK, let me get this straight, one is a male gland located below the bladder, and the other is like, when you are getting arrested, the cops are putting handcuffs on, and you are praying?

In merry old England, and I do mean "'old," the language was a "hlaf," a loaf. And it was not necessarily, even in ancient Palestine, a rectangular block we conceive bread today because then, in both the 1st century and the 11th, the shape was not the critical factor, which, by the way, included being round and flat, but how baked, and for more than one person's consumption; one person did not eat a "loaf" unless a glutton.

Here’s a health tip that might sound pretty good to many guys: Have more sex, or masturbate more, and you might lower your odds of getting prostrate cancer. Research suggests that the more often men ejaculate, the less likely they are to have the disease. 

That's because your prostate, the small gland that's located below your bladder and in front of your rectum, adds fluids to your semen. The muscles of your prostate also help force your semen into your urethra and out of your body when you have an orgasm.

I don't know why I started to think about the Kegel exercises after reading your comment.

I hope I can make real food some day. The most complex meal I prepared was a salad. Lol.

You won’t get blamed for mixing your vegetables.

Got one of those bread machines didn't ya.

There is nothing more satisfying than creating something to improve the world. Enjoy your culinary creation!

I heard this too.

However, I am pretty sue the odds of UTI increase a lot if you orgasm and the residue remains. That is the number one trigger of most front-of-prostate issues (meaning not the rectum side of it)