Raps by Debatecrafters

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Post any and all here. Posters should disclaim that they are not rendering *actual* insult to any subject of the rap if that subject is a user here. Everything should be taken and meant in good fun. Feel free to write reviews as well. Please understand that raps often involve sexual, insulting, or braggadocious language, and that the use of these words will be considered artistic expression as long as it does not become harassing (i.e. overly focused on a particular user), doxxing, or consistently threatening. Any user may at any time request (publicly, in this thread, or in a PM to me) that they not be rapped about in this thread, and that request will be honored.


I'll go first. No COC violations, threats, insults, etc. are intended. Please let me know how I did; this is my first time rapping. It's entitled "Head Bowed."


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Before you suck me off get your head bowed

You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed

Cause I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place

And you ain't even worth it, you just blank space

You just a motherf*cker ain't got endowed

A wanna be whore that only kowtows

So bend over now on your kneepads

And I'll show you domination like a dungeon dad

A disgrace, a sh*tface, chained and gagged

Erase your name--you gonna die sad!


Before you suck me off get your head bowed

You know I'm on fleek, turn your ass around

I see it in your eyes, got invidia

At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia 

And when I take that whip I got good form

But when you in the bed you just deformed

And when I'm with my man, I'm good for 'im

But when you with your girl, you're just lukewarm

A scrawny little dunce, f*ckin moron

You wish you could be me with that more brawn


Before you suck me off get your head bowed

Cause I make all the men go oh wow

So guzzle all that milk, let the honey flow

Like my rap, perfect pace; I get the money, hoe

You crawl up to me beggin' for some handouts

But I ain't here to help bail your ass out

If you want my money, my treats, and no bans

Better show me you can work that f*ckin' poll stand

So crawl on over hear with your lap dance,

good dog, rub against a real man's lance


Before you suck me off get your head bowed

I hear you in that dungeon, got you beggin' loud

I got the brains, I got the ass, I got the ripped men

Know that I'm always turnt like a straight ten,

But you anorexic ugly like a gay one

Ain't no one wanna see your limp blowgun

Microscopic anyway--it's sorry hon'

You need that f*cking dildo just to get off

Cause no one wants to see you with your clothes off

So you take out your frustrations in these rage posts

But you ain't got nothing in those empty boasts


Before you suck me off get your head bowed

You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed

Cause mine ain't flaccid like yours at climax

I know how to give it on those freakin' barebacks

So come on sorry hoe and give that deep throat

I know you want it bad but I'm not gonna gloat

Your sorry enough with your sad-ass rhymes

It's not your fault that you're past your prime

Oh, wait--nevermind!

You know I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place

And you know you're just a waste of space


Yeah, before you suck me off get your head bowed

Drink it all up like you need it now!

And if you do good I might not lock you up

Got the dungeon all ready to f*ck you all up.

Bitch.


*drops mic*



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#2 β€’β€’β€’

Airmax personally reviewed this and said it was okay + good artistically

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#3 β€’β€’β€’

wtf…I was hacked

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#4 β€’β€’β€’

I know this one, wasn't this penned by a famous romance novelist with a checkered sexual past?

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#5 β€’β€’β€’
@RexFavilla

how dare you accuse me of plagiarism …..

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#6 β€’β€’β€’
@Thett3

Why don’t you write another rap if you are that good.

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@Debby

I plagiarized this

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#8 β€’β€’β€’
@Thett3

You should still get credit for it since no one noticed.

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#9 β€’β€’β€’
@Thett3

Are we still doing these?


*picks up mic*


Color-coded rhyme scheme


I’ll drive-by this wannabe Pac before she steps to me

You’d only blow your own mind, like Hitler’s mortal enemy

You’re in debate retirement? I think it’s more like dead, deceased

I’ll burn you like it’s funeral candles and you’re the centerpiece

I see that it’s your fantasy to have your organ enter me

I can’t tell if you’re trying to settle a score or get with me

I got a different type of side piece, it’s for the lead I keep

And something else can penetrate with AK-47 speed


So let it be; I heard even chlamydia rejected you

You’re like a drain the ill can bow a sickly ugly head unto

You’ll retch up too when you hear the facts I’m gonna sell to you

Called yourself a ten, at least it’s honest cause it’s Thett’s IQ

Nothing in it for me to be candid, but I’ll tell the truth

Beating you’s a layup; not a challenge, just a bet with fools

If any man alive would get with you, he wasn’t well-to-do

Your body rots until you find another bum to sell it to


I think you’re just the type to take the hits and brace for more

So defenseless like the untalented chick I take you for

I’ll wreck has-beens like someone put a hit on Grateful’s corpse

You’ll get as torn apart as all the β€œripped” you claim to sport

If I look anorexic, maybe skip the plate and fork

You’re gaining mass like Newton’s specimen on weight and force

Like first and second Thetts you better dip and take the door

Before I smack this MGK-clone into iteration four

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@Savant

Even better!

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@Savant

good attempt

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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@GreatfulGoy

Thank you

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@Savant

Using AI is making it easier to rap. Ironically blacks have the advantage here.

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I thought it said "Rapes by Debatecrafters"


Figured it was a thread about RemyBrown.

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@Sidewalker

Let AI do the reading for you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCc1RZ4zdF8


Who knows of God? You? me? what's the limit?

does the hamster on a treadmill just as much know 'Source' and 'Spirit'?

Let me tell you what it is, listen real close as I spit it,

There is no objective religion on Earth except that of the Christians that works for all races, cultures, cities,

Everybody can mold into the image of the human being Jesus envisaged,

The question is can you handle all the sacrifice it take to be his humble minion, or do you need to be the Potter in this Quidditch?

Witchcraft, gaining, Satan's way in was the secularisation and more and the reality is it was not only the Pagans,

This was not even just elites, it began by hookers on pavements, it began as chattel slavery and abuse of workers without payment,

It's as simple as a rage within the Russians and 9-2-9 years, Russia was devoutly Orthodox, took one Communist rage-fuelled violent statement...

And that was it, atheism rotted a massive, long-standing nation...


I am here to wake you up to see just how fragile, the fabric of the religion is, so listen lest my words be forsaken,

Jesus brought a sword, not peace, but all these modern day male sissies let islamists overtake them,

Whining like a little bitch about women and staying incels in a basement,

I was one of them, blamed government while my testosterone was vacant,

we are men women wants us to lead them,

ALL IT TAKES IS MAN UP GET A JOB, GET FIT YOU WEAKLING,

and no that isn't easy, the devil whispers such sweet things,

'there's no such thing as a real man' 'you can let your bloodline go extinct it's okay in your 50s you'll maybe change your mind and pretend there's no bio clock or such thing an age ceiling,'

WE ARE UNDER SIEGE! THE EUROPEANS! BEING REPLACED, ERASED YOU PUSSY AMERICAN TRAITORS THAT LEFT THE HOMELAND DARE TELL 'hahah you're cooked', TO YOUR BRETHREN IN NEED, THEN?


You genocided, raped and paved your way to a nation whose only values are saying abhorrent words and owning gun,

You're gonna talk about 'proud white culture' while your homeland's desperate, weeping, overrun,

fuck your bullcrap nationalism, pedo israel-sellout cucks in charge that's a nation that lets citizens spit upon a nun,

You tell us in Europe about Christian culture, capitalist vultures you couldn't sacrifice a bit more for tax, too greedy too blind to read scripture, staring at sun,

Pay to Caesar what is Caesar's or come back to Europe, stop worrying abou tbeing number 1, first help us rebuild, repopulate and maintain numbers, that's how it's done,

American traitors, neonazi ragebaiters too lazy to move back to the homeland to stop the very invasion they say we cannot stunt,

Go fund millions more to Israel with tax dollars that you actually pay anyway, rather than willingly fund healthcre for the poor, slave to mammon Yankee scum.

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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That reads like Trump’s blueprint for America except you forgot to mention cryptocurrency.

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@SatanLucy

A lot of rap talent out there.

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@GreatfulGoy

Good stuff GG.

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@SergeantLynch

We should use AI to put a voice to the rap lyrics.

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#22 β€’β€’β€’
@Debby

Once upon a time we would have heard a human voice.

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@SergeantLynch

AI can generate a human voice singing rap.

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#24 β€’β€’β€’
@Thett3

You smell like you farted

You pooped your pants, yeah you sharted

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Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!

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@Vader

Just learnt a new word. Thanks.

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