Trump's algae scandal is the perfect representation of his whole administration

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Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 6: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

Step 7: Blame someone else.

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#2 •••
@linate

It's a perfect representation of how great America is now, when the top complaint is plants growing.

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@linate


linate wrote:
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 6: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 7: Blame someone else.


Agreed.

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@SkepticalOne

You agree with all 7? Don't you feel the slightest urge to question a single one?


You should change your user name.

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@Shoresy


Shoresy wrote:
You agree with all 7? Don't you feel the slightest urge to question a single one?


No argument found.


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Take the risk of thinking for yourself, much more happiness, truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way. - Christopher Hitchens

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@Shoresy


Shoresy wrote:
You agree with all 7? Don't you feel the slightest urge to question a single one?


You deny all 7? Don't you feel the slightest urge to consider a single one?


You should change your user name.


You should change your meds.

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#7 •••
@Sidewalker

Some hyperboles are more believable than others. Saying "agreed" to every hyperbole....



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@linate
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@SatanLucy

Trump should sell it as a green reflecting pool. Now that he knows it looks green

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