Jesus says: "Leave the woman alone, you misogynistic fuckers!!!"
By that "quote," I know for a fact you have not read the Bible, as I know I have, in four separate languages, cover to cover, and I know, therefore, that, though you "quote" him, Jesus never said that in any language. So, don't try to sell that you have read the Bible, and, without doing so, can neither believe or disbelieve. Period.