The Legend of Zelda: The Mafia Game (DP2)

You had the chance to be opportunistic but fucked up and were forced to actually be more brazenly opportunistic. You want to town clear me before getting yourself mod killed?

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD. I JUST MISREAD MY PM

YOU SAY HOW I FUCKING PLAYED IN TED LASSO

YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT

I DONT PLAY SCUM LIKE YOUR LATE FAKE CLAIMING MILLER IN GAME SHOWS MAFIA ASS DOES, BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING SUCK AT THIS GAME, AND I ESPECIALLY DONT SUCK AT BEING SCUM

YOU DMAN SHITTER

He lied about the gender of his character. Pretty sure that was his first post in DP1. If he’s town, he’s literally blaming someone else for his own mistakes. Everyone who is voting him is retard. That’s something I looked back just now. In Ranger’s Apprentice, he sees votes on him, resorts to ad homs.

DEFEAT MY TOWNCASE THEN TALK MITHERFUCKER

YOU STILL HAVENT DONE IT

You didn't want to lynch wylted in the last game for baiting magoroth out with his fake result. This lynch all liars has historically been used so inconsistently that is laughable its even still being used as a term.

I know. It’s soecificed towards Wylted on purpose lol

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO BELIELVE I JUST MISREAD MY PM

YOU ARE TWISTING YOURSELVES INTO PRETZELS TO COME AFTER ME

EAT A BAG OF DICKS PIE

Absolute cinema

Anyways, yeah my take here is that pie and mharman are both probably town here and just super tunnel vision on each other right now. I can see pie getting steamed here and combined with the fact that he was apparently blocked or something might be fueling his conspiracy against mharm considering he was sussing mharm, but at the same time it could also just be coincidence, or maybe even set up to make mharm look bad my scum.

If scum have a roleblocker, what the optimal use of that? Roleblocking a Town PR. Scum have no good idea of who that could’ve been because Mago was the only one who claimed. What’s the next best option? Roleblocking someone who susses you because they are likely to investigate you. Why does Pie get roleblocked here? Only if there’s scum in Thoth, REF, Mharman.

This feels like town passion though, something we didn't see from pie in the last game, and it does stand out to me as a town tell because this is how pie acts as town. Same with mharman, I genuinely buy that he made the mistake there, and I don't really hold that over him. I was half asleep when I posted the comment that it was "sus" that he pushed me towards the end there, and I was genuinely peeved about that when I saw it since I wasn't online to defend myself and I was just hours before that, but I can buy that mharman is town here. Also I think scum mharman could definitely find easier lynch targets than "pie and luna" if he was scum.

I actually disagree with this. I don’t think he’s afraid to pursue big fish. He’s pushed me multiple times. He sussed me in Ted Lasso cause I was inactive.

For him to be targeting us he must be pretty genuinely suspicious of us, because scum mharman knows there is no world where those are easy lynches to obtain, so why take the path of most resistance? If he is scum, props to him because this is a major wifom argument that literally no one besides me is making, so if this was his plan, it could have easily backfired.

The path of least resistance was Thoth. And he hammered him

So yeah I'd prefer not to go after either of these two atm.

I am actually wanting to pressure Rex. Rex hasn't really taken a lot of solid stances, and his joke at the end of the day phase "Never change guys" while funny, kind of rubbed me the wrong way that he was there and making fun of people's decision while not really contributing his own decision. I went back and read all his posts, he had a clear indication of wanting to push magoroth early, later said he would be down to lynch mago or thoth based on little contribution, and only fully voted thoth after the "CC" debacle. Then he doesn't post until EOD, where he makes the joke. IDK I am getting the vibes that he is around and aware of the game but going with the flow rather than trying to solve it. His vote was the scummiest on the thoth wagon imo, and the fact that he never stated an opinion change on it despite mharman changing his claim, or really commenting it at all makes is seem more scummy in hindsight.

So I may be the minority here, but I'd rather redirect pressure from pie/mharm to rex here.

VTL rex 

Im fine pursuing REF secondarily. He’s next on my list

It's easy to think you misread a PM. How would misreading a PM make you town?

BECAUSE IT EXPLAINS WHY I CCED THOTH AND HAMMER AFTER HE CLAIMED YOU ABSOLUTE TARD

THINK FOR ONE SECOND

TAKE THOSE TWO BRAIN CELLS COMPETING FOR THIRD PLACE AND RUB THEM TOGETHER

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GO THROUGH SUCH CONVULUTED LENGTHS TO MISLTNHC THOTH WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY WAS THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

IF I WERE REALLY SCUM I WOULDVE JUST SAID OH ITS LOW TIME GUYS GUESS ILL HAMMER BEFORE THOTH CLAIMED. IT WOULDVE BEEN A FREE MISLYNCH AND YOU FUCKERS WOULDNT EVEN BE SCUMREADING ME

Im fine pursuing REF secondarily. He’s next on my list

THEN FUCKING DO IT

Vote Count

Rex (3/5) magoroth, mag1cman, lunatic <-- L2

Mag1c (3/5): Pie, Wylted, Rex 

Not voting:  Thoth, Whiteflame

Im not even going to entertain Mharman. Page 6 and 7 is borderline spam. eVerYone Is rETardEd tHAt iS voTinG mE

If scum have a roleblocker, what the optimal use of that? Roleblocking a Town PR. Scum have no good idea of who that could’ve been because Mago was the only one who claimed. What’s the next best option? Roleblocking someone who susses you because they are likely to investigate you. Why does Pie get roleblocked here? Only if there’s scum in Thoth, REF, Mharman.

BULLSHIT. YOUR LOGIC ON ME SUCKS AND YOUR SCUM AND YOU WERENT REALLY ROLEBLOCKED, BECAUSE YOU DIDNT USE A ROLEBLOCK

I actually disagree with this. I don’t think he’s afraid to pursue big fish. He’s pushed me multiple times. He sussed me in Ted Lasso cause I was inactive.

MOTHERFUCKER WHEN A LYNCH IS IN FRONT OF ME I AM GOING TO TAKE IT. LIETARRLY THE LAST DP OF TED LASSO I WAS GOING TO GO FOR WHITEFLAME BUT WENT FOR WRYTLY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS USSING WRY LY

I TOOK WYLTED A S A FREE LYNCH DP2

AND I LITERALLY HARD FUCKING BUSSED MY TEAMMATRE BEFORE PUSHING A MUSLYNCH ON YOU IN THAT DP1

BIG FISH MY ASS

WASTE TIME ON BIG FISH??? FUCK YOU. IF YOURE TOWN YOU SUCK TOO MUCH TO BE A BIG FISH.

The path of least resistance was Thoth. And he hammered him

AND AT THAT POINT I WOULDVE TAKEN THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTIANCE AND HAMMERED THOTH BEFORE HE CLAIMED YOU FUCKWIT

Im fine pursuing REF secondarily. He’s next on my list

THEN FUCKING DO IT

Full claim then

Im not even going to entertain Mharman. Page 6 and 7 is borderline spam. eVerYone Is rETardEd tHAt iS voTinG mE

ENTERTAIN MY ASSHOLE

KISS IT

NO

FUCK YOU

YOU CLAIM FIRST PIE

IF I DIE YOU ARE NOT ESCAPING YOURE LYNCH

I WILL BE THE END OF YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IN THIS GAME

I WOULD COPY PASTE MY PM BEFORE GIVING YOU MY CLAIM

THAT WAY YOUR ASS CAN DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES

Meh. I lied. Whiteflame is busy. I was hoping for more reactions.

Idek why you tried considering you tried that on him considering he and I were scum last game and you tried it with me. We both had a good laugh when you did that

Literally what are you waiting for

I COUNT THREE VOTESMOTHERFUCKER

YOU ARENT LYNCHING ME

YOU ARENTR ESCAPING ME PIE

This is just spam at this point and I’m not going to continue to repeat myself and clutter the DP. Yall decide who is going to claim first.

Why don't you claim so he does and we can then discuss how retarded it is to even care about claims

Im not claiming out of principle. If he’s town, he made a mistake, and another towny is sussing him for it.

I'm heading home, I will catch up when I get back. Just skimming right now, but Mag1c, for the love of God, lay off the caps lock. It's hurting.