Wryly wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

Wryly wrote:

The problem with mason chats is they by nature create an in-group intimacy, an us vs them dynamic, that almost feels wrong to violate. You strategize, you joke; it's a dopamine and oxytocin boost; and then to think critically you're fighting that dopamine for control over your mind. I remember how reluctant I was to suspect anyone in my guild in Solo Leveling mafia.

It's called stockholm syndrome you dummy.

It's not, but whatever you like I suppose.

Hmmmm this post was debunked by the zestiest nigga in the thread.

FALSE

Mikal wrote:

Pie in mason chat

@mikal bombshell. REF claimed Canadiens and Vanilla

That confirmed REF and Wylted if Ultra flips scum

Agreeing with 2 vanillas cus why would scum pick 5

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Pie - Post what? The strat ?

Me - ya one of them is lying

Pie - 100 percent

Me - we need to see other vanilals claim

Wana try again. Pages of this

So yes we did discuss that theory and its been in chat for days for 3 people to read at this point.

Scumboi did you read my roach novel? And the sequel?

Wryly wrote:

The problem with mason chats is they by nature create an in-group intimacy, an us vs them dynamic, that almost feels wrong to violate. You strategize, you joke; it's a dopamine and oxytocin boost; and then to think critically you're fighting that dopamine for control over your mind. I remember how reluctant I was to suspect anyone in my guild in Solo Leveling mafia.

It's called stockholm syndrome you dummy.

It's only my town game that bring out my inner psycho.

I truly wish I was this imaginative and crazy as scum.

Wryly wrote:

This humble listener remarks that the roach clearly got what was coming to it, that freezing it in ziploc baggies was clearly the only way to prevent disaster, and laments only that you did not have a gallon ziploc baggie to make its frozen entombment more expeditious.

We use the big bags to freeze meat normally and we ran out. Please understand.

So hopefully that clears up things.

Part 2.

It was a quiet night. I was sitting there, playing mafia and trying to figure out how to ISO 2 players at the same time on this website.

I heard a click. Then another. In rapid succession. It sounded like a wild machine gun. The roach was clawing it's away out of its tomb.

I panicked. I opened Google Gemini and explained my situation. It told me to carefully put it in some ziplock bags and place it in the freezer. I had no other options, the clawing and screeching would continue otherwise.

I went to the pantry, heart palpitating, and grabbed two sandwich bags. I would have loved to have a sandwich. Why did God give me this horrific challenge?

I put on a single garden glove from harbor freight. Carefully blew into the bag and slid the can inside. The job wasn't done. I had to do it again, but this time the ziplock bag went over the other end.

Finally, the beast could be locked away. It's still there. Frozen in a tomb of its own making. His crime? Flying in a no-fly zone.

Me and my friend were drinking in the garage a few days ago. This gigantic flying roach flew in and landed next to this seltzer can. The exact same can that my friend missed when he tried to toss it across the room into the trash. It crawled in, probably because it's an alcoholic flying roach.

Suddenly, we were perplexed; what do we do? How do we resolve this issue?

SMASH IT. And indeed he did. Smashing the can at the opened end and dooming out roach friend.

Wryly wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

Wryly wrote:

If I were you I'd be saying something condescending rn about how you can't understand context clues

Fine, you don't get a fun story.

But I said yes! All the sudden I can't be lippy? I live to be lippy.

Ok here it goes

Part 1:

Wryly wrote:

If I were you I'd be saying something condescending rn about how you can't understand context clues

Fine, you don't get a fun story.

whiteflame wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

Or wait this is a long shot. Are you actually the Mason and have been lying about it?

I am not. Mikal has the right of it, and it’s been verified by Pie.

Fwiw, I’m still puzzling things out. Meow still hasn’t pointed to the post he LD’d from me, which should be easy to find given that he would have posted it in chat with Luna. His choice of me is odd generally, but that detail sticks out a lot.

As for Wryly, the lack of an NP1 night action in the post describing her role and night actions concerns me, as does a couple of apparent pseudo-CCs. That plus keeping at least one other role secret makes her questionable, since it could either be a way to avoid a more direct CC or a legitimate way to keep something that could be useful under wraps.

Well obviously it was your claim.

Wryly wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

Wryly I think I can help you find me as town. Would you like to hear a story? Its a two part story.

I'm sat

Does that mean yes

Wryly wrote:

Nah if I was scum I would've voted wylted and been on the team saying it was crazy to hesitate, he literally handed himself up on a silver platter. I definitely wouldn't have started poking holes in his confession, that's for sure.

context

Wryly I think I can help you find me as town. Would you like to hear a story? Its a two part story.

I ain't clickin that shit nigga

Wryly wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

Wryly wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

It confirms WF. Does zero to confirm you or Pie. If either you or Pie lied to sus whiteflame the other would call you out. I town read Pie at this point off of behavior and I scum read you for the same reason. On such behavior is constantly pretending to be more confirmed than you are and using the Mason PM to add the weight of WF and Pie to your pronouncements only to have them come out and contradict you later. In this case we have you pushing for Wryly's full claim when the flip will clear her. Only scum motivation to do that. Only scum motivation to do literally anything you've done this ganem

Do you mean you townread WF off of behavior?

No I think his behavior is scummy but I know Meow is scum and all three Mason members can't also be scum so he must be town.

I thought so for much of the game but his MeowMix interrogation looked legit. Pie and Mikal just went radio silent.

There was no interrogation. He's just angry that he's boxed in and can't get out.

Also that was fundamentally bad advice to give, regardless of rex being scum.

You don't beat it by being pissy, people feed off that, especially wolves. I didn't know any of you a few days ago and I can already tell what types of players you are.

RexFavilla wrote:

Wryly wrote:

Things would've gone a lot better for town here if wylted and Kohai hadn't shit the bed. Kohai with that random fucking "they got a list of three choices", wylted raving about hidden Jews and then freaking out at Helz's town confirmation. Fml.

I shouldn't have let Mikal's unending torrent of tantrum-throwing get to me so much last DP. Just the incessant goddamn "this is aids", "you are retarded", "omg ur making this game unbearabullllllll". Jesus christ what an earsore.

Hes scum. If scum act like that it means you're beating them. Its a good thing.

Press the gas pedal brother.

Yeah my legacy is the same as yesterday btw.

Wryly wrote:

For clarification, I tried to quit; Lunatic couldn't find a replacement; I said eh maybe I shouldn't quit just because Mikal is insufferable; Lunatic said oh is that why you're quitting; he gave me a pep talk about Mikal's antics; I rallied.

Hey fuck you, I said this.

Pretty cringe.

I mean I would have been mean. Lmao

Wryly wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

And hey, don't be condescending just because of a red check. That's not nice.

Well if that isn't the MeowMix calling the Friskies kibble.

Point to where I was mean.

Oh sorry, didn't know your vote didn't go through.

I thought you were being a douchebag and I was just gonna go full asshole mode and spam the thread with vote counts and "There we go" repeatedly.

I hate when people do that.

You know I got red checked in champs and I didn't cry about it. I just had fun and died. You should try it brother.

And hey, don't be condescending just because of a red check. That's not nice.

RexFavilla wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

Wryly wrote:

whiteflame wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

whiteflame wrote:

whiteflame wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

whiteflame wrote:

MeowMix wrote:

RexFavilla wrote:

Which means you're guaranteed scum and lying. If town isn't retarded this at least gives us a sure kill today.

You aren't even asking me what I lie detected from you dude. You're just squirming.

Wouldn’t you have had two uses? Banana died NP1. You should have gotten two NPs with the role.

You are correct. And you are also correct as to why it doesn't matter.

So then your NP2 target is dead. Who was it?

Going to have to insist on an answer. You had a second target. The results may not matter, but your choice does. Who was it and why did you pick them?

God damn I thought you could pick up context clues better than this. Who indeed whiteflame.

So then the obvious question: why pick me?

You, who were one of his top townreads.

Pretty sure WF didn't even post a straight-up wincon to lie detected either. So he chose a subpar LD statement of a townread - like a role or action check. Lmao.

Well, uh yeah I'm a little retarded. But how do you know that?

Because my whole argument for lynching Mikal was based on LDable statements so I already combed through the game looking for them. Almost like I'm town trying to catch scum or something. Weird.

You are literally fucking stating that I'm a lie detector in the thing you quoted.

I know it's difficult, but we're acting under the hypothetical situation where you are a lie detector to argue why your claimed second target makes no sense. That's why it's an argument that you aren't a lie detector. A real lie detector would have chosen a better option.

You mean my first target, I'm assuming. I already said why I did it.