SergeantLynch

Yes, I like to write poetry.


I'm famous for the Zedku.



A Zedku for Debby



So Debby and her perfect parting


Eats poutine, thereby farting.


Nonetheless reply she does.


Which I appreciate because.


Of syrup and symmetric dreams


And a regular supply.


Of Canadian memes.

SergeantLynch
Sounds like an unprovable claim.


I was proffering an opinion based upon personal experience...Which is also an unprovable claim.


Everything you suggest is also unprovable claims.


Within the context of intellectual data management, everything is an unprovable claim.


Perhaps we rely upon some sort of collaborative similarities for reassurance.


Perhaps the idea of Planet Earth and a Universe is some sort of material aberration.


Perhaps this, perhaps that and maybe perhaps the other.


Blah blah blah blah blah.

SergeantLynch

Good morning Leaning.


Well besides an aging tin can that whizzes precariously around the planet, we ain't going anywhere else, anytime soon, so no solution available.


And consume we must, as compelled by our own onboard management systems.


And the bewildered Octopus gazes up at the moronic apes from the tank, and says why don't you just shut the fuck up and listen you twats.

SergeantLynch

Crumbs.


Random indeed.


I wonder if Octopi for example, have highly developed, onboard, intellectual, telepathic communication systems.


In our ignorance, do we fry in them in tempura batter and eat the answer to everything on a regular basis.


Is that what cetaceans are constantly trying to tell us when we make them jump through hoops at the theme park.


Listen to the fucking Octopus you fucking moronic apes!



SergeantLynch

Such a thing might be a Dave.


As far as we are able to know, and within the context of our onboard intellectual apparatus, we observe an external reality...That's as good as it gets.


GOD, Dave and/or Pinkfluffykins are relative internal creations.


Similarly gobbledygook.


Therefore observance is what it is and gobbledygook is also what it is.


And we are still no further forwards, towards proving the existence of an external creator.

SergeantLynch

Debby is a Debbyist.


And


Leaning is a Leaningist


Who was once a Lemmingist.


And Debby has Shilaist tendencies.


For my Part, I am an ex Zeddist.


Ist is BRILLIANT.

SergeantLynch

So you didn't appreciate my hypothesis.


Even though it is far more realistic than the biblical version.


I just used the name Taylor to bring it up to date.


I was guessing that there is probably a sycophantic run on the name at the moment.

SergeantLynch

Yes, Mikhail Gorbachev was a bit of a maverick by Soviet/Russian standards.


And Yeltsin was something of an aberrant fool.


Then along came Putin.

SergeantLynch

Certainly displayed Schizophrenic tendencies.


Buy yes, paranoia is par for the power trippers course, religious or political....We don't have to look far for evidence of this.


Q. When is religion not political?