OK...So in the UK a crumpet would be a bakery item, whereas crumpet is a slang term for sexually attractive women...Thinking mans crumpet refers to clever, attractive, socially prominent women...All very sexist I'm sure.
And a crumpet is nothing like sponge cake, or indeed a muffin...More sort of a leavened pancake baked in a ring mold, allowed to cool and later toasted, often spread with butter and/or a fruit conserve...Research suggests that Warburtons is a brand sometimes sold in the US...If it wasn't for tariffs you could probably afford to try one.
And we have a two year old Suzuki that's done 10,000 miles, has a service plan and 10 years of warranty...I don't get my hands oily...If it breaks down we have break down cover and get a courtesy car.
Though I do like to use buses and trains, especially as now that we are old fogies living in Wales, we have free bus passes, and also UK railcards that afford us concessionary travel.
Oh, and not to mention free healthcare, free prescriptions and subsidised dentistry.