Real talk. If there was a wildfire and you could only save one... your 5 year old dog, or a random 5 year old child?

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Evidence of the afterlife

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By law of most nations except possibly India that has Hindu foundation, you have to 100% be a human supremacist and can face severe legal and social repercussions for favouring your dog.

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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You should save the child and let the dog follow you.

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@linate
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@GreatfulGoy
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@SatanLucy

Not sure thats applicable to this situation but ok

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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@SatanLucy

I actually see it the other way around?


Villain would betray the dog he loves dearly, for human supremacy.

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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@SatanLucy

In Bosnia they would save the dog so they can eat it afterwards.

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@GreatfulGoy
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@SatanLucy

true

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The US is a definitively secular nation, founded on complete separation of the State and religion. The Left Wing of US realise this but don't realise that pure freedom requires as low tax and free access to guns as possible. The Right Wing of US don't realise that secular pure freedom means the LGBTQ+ and abortion agendas both end up in line with US's liberty-first ethos.

It is left-wing to be pro-life. You are backing poor babies being born at the inconvenience of the already-born. Go figure.

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I would rather have a hero in this case than a dog lover.

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#14 •••

"Real talk".


Nope, head garbage.



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#15 •••

I would save the kid.


What if you had to choose between saving Stalin or your dog?


I would save the dog.

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@Magoroth

If you had to choose between saving Stalin or your dog. You will first have to save your dog from Stalin.

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@SatanLucy
a hero would sacrifice you for the world but a villain would sacrifice the world for you

So Thanos was the hero?

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#19 •••
@Savant

The dog made him a hero.

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#21 •••
@SatanLucy

Thanks must be the dog handler.

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Okay, so miscellaneous head garbage.


So if some c**t gave me the above option, I would tell them to f**k off and stop being a f**king d**khead...Because if there is a f**king wildfire, myself, my dog and young random here are getting the f**k out.


And if d**khead wants a lift then they can jump in, but keep their stupid f**king ideas to themself and listen to the radio...F**king stupid tw*t...If not, here's a can of petrol, go douse yourself and enf**kingjoy.



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Chapter 2.


And by the way, I had a gun, whereas d**khead only had a feather duster...Stupid w**ker.


And don't worry, young random is safe with me, whereas d**khead is a paedo...So second thoughts here's the petrol go enf**kingjoy.


So young random and I escaped to McDonalds where we enjoyed a happy meal together, before random was reunited with their lesbian parents and I receive a bravery award...And we all lived happily ever after.


And in the scorched forest, charred remains were found next to a petrol can...One can only assume that d**khead was overwhelmed with both a sense of disgust and self loathing and the hellish wrath of the fiery inferno.

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#24 •••
@SergeantLynch

Are you saying McDonald saved your life?

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#25 •••
@Debby

No, but I saved the lesbians from a lifetime of torment.


Young random had run off into the forest with nothing more than a bar of chocolate and a box of matches.

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#26 •••
@SergeantLynch

How was a bar of chocolate and a box of matches going to contribute to a lifetime of torment?

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#27 •••
@Debby

Such is counter-intuition.

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#28 •••
@SergeantLynch

You must have suffered many setbacks.

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@SergeantLynch


SergeantLynch wrote:
Chapter 2.

And by the way, I had a gun, whereas d**khead only had a feather duster...Stupid w**ker.

And don't worry, young random is safe with me, whereas d**khead is a paedo...So second thoughts here's the petrol go enf**kingjoy.

So young random and I escaped to McDonalds where we enjoyed a happy meal together, before random was reunited with their lesbian parents and I receive a bravery award...And we all lived happily ever after.

And in the scorched forest, charred remains were found next to a petrol can...One can only assume that d**khead was overwhelmed with both a sense of disgust and self loathing and the hellish wrath of the fiery inferno.


So you're the real hero of this situation. But just for reference, the paedo would've saved the child too

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@Debby, @Skipper

Hi Skip.


Yes, but fortunately I was the one with the vehicle and the gun...Such is the benefit of ones own hypothetical world...So no set backs.


And the one lesbian Katy was a real babe, fed up with the bulky, sweaty writhing's and dirty underpants of her wannabe manwoman partner Nigella...And so she and young Random ran off with the dominant but gorgeous law enforcement officer Sabrina....Wow, Katy and Sabrina made such sweet music together.


And young Random went on to become a virtuoso violinist, specialising in the baroque music of Antonio Vivaldi...Their performance of the Four Seasons at Carnegie Hall was hailed as a masterclass.

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