Allah, the Best cheater and best liar, my loving liar God Allah <3
I know many religions brag about their God being powerful and good and everything, but you will rarely find a religion which openly brags that their God is not only a cheater and liar, but the best cheater and actively cheats people and lies to them.
"and God cheated and deceived, and God is the best of the cheaters and deceivers."
"So no one trusts God's deceit except the nation the losers."
"God deceives and schemes"
"and God is best of the deceivers."
https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Allah,_the_Best_Deceiver_(Qur%27an_3:54)
I am muslim because Allah cheated me into becoming muslim.
Allah is the best of cheaters and he cheats people.
I believe in Allah, the lying deity.