Ah.....So you are now suggesting that Mary's lothario was named Gabriel and that he bullshitted the pants off her with tales of greatness.
Probably promised her and daft Joe not only a new donkey, but also a well appointed carpentry workshop on that new industrial park on the outskirts of Bethlehem.
Spinach is good as a part of a healthy balanced diet...Chocolate less so.
Dandelions, that you are so fond of are also beneficial.
Hot babes and men might have an increased temperature because of a nasty bacterial, viral or fungal infection.
Might also indicate ovulation.
Faith is the practice of acceptance without proof, similarly belief.
In terms of truth, both are somewhat futile...Which isn't to say, that a guess could not prove to be accurate.
Though beardy men basing a creation and existence hypothesis on a beardy man, was a lacklustre guess...But inevitable I suppose.
Nonetheless, in terms of an Earth related hypothesis, a Universal Super-Seeder is a reasonable suggestion.
Though depending upon the Super-Seeder's evolutionary heritage, it may well not be humanesque or bearded.
Might be reptilian or plant like or bacterial or other.
Of course, one cannot ignore the base origins of a Super-Seeder.
And the beginning is where all rational thought breaks down, and some beardy men et al, will always faithfully resort to beardy man.
Sooner a finger up the arse than a catheter shoved up the dick.
Life is life threatening Debs.
A finger up the arse might reduce that threat by a few years.
And always wear a glove, because rectal examination/foreplay might otherwise leave a whiffy residue under the fingernails.
Avoid licking, though sexual proclivities know no bounds.
Though Coprophagia is said to have certain health benefits...Similarly Urophagia.
Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex. Is that all they pray for.
What about a nice lamb curry.
Isn't there a Balti house in heaven?
Socialist/communism only looks good on paper.
Human society is always ordered more or less tyrannically.
Along with approximately 172000 others.
Everything has cosmic significance...The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy included.
And 6 x 7 =, was once a scientific proposition.
Once they had counted up all the pebbles, one of them shouted eureka 42.
So it's all a con then.
It's just the same old 72 who have been fu*ked a billion times.
Not sure that gloves make sandwiches neater.
More hygienically perhaps.
Do you think that micro-organisms also go to heaven when they die?
Consent is irrelevant
Such things as consent and sex addict are just concepts.
The base objective of the Alpha is to impregnate the babe.
Humans get caught up in their intricate conceptualised existences, and tend to overlook base necessities.
Two men and a babe in a room.
The one who fu*ks the babe is alpha.
The voyeur isn't.
42. Is now an established scientific term.
Everything is nature.
Everything including the GOD principle is reduced to a finite state of reduction, and then KBOOM.
Though there will be nothing to hear it.
Convert, die honourably and work my way through my 72 rewards.
I'm proposing that GOD is a matrix of pure data that is incorporated into a collapsing universe and is vital to the process of universal re-initiation.
If it was legal it wouldn't be rape.
Though true, herd mentality dictates alfa male dominance.
Are you an alfa male Remy?
Blimey Skip, where have you been for the past two months?
So the heavenly horde also includes domestic servants.
Angels, virgins and servants...Perhaps they have to multi-task, because obviously virginity is a one time only thing.
In fact by now, heaven must be teeming with spent virgins.
Though I suppose that when a man has utilised his quota of 72, he has to then make do with either the missus or the servants.
I'm guessing that Angels are transsexual, and thereby take care of GOD's needs.
Because GOD dallied with a virgin in a stable once and look at the problems that caused him.
Yes, there are also other means of tacky droplet secretion.
So GOD did not exist, but it was necessary to invent him.
That seems to be about the strength of it.
Though does trans-universalism necessitate a catalyst?
If so, I'm guessing that it's not a bloke with a beard.
I would propose that the new GOD is yet to be created.
My average Spiro-orbital energy is 42. Fluctuating between 39 and 45.
As the clocks have changed and the daylight hours are shortening, I only cycle the hills and valleys at the weekend...In the week I prefer to spin my static exercise bike.
Riding a bicycle is seemingly a reflection of observed time.
Hi Ebuc, nice to hear from you.
What makes something canon?
The tyranny of will and acceptance.
Otherwise known as internal electrochemical data management, whereby incoming signals are assessed, and conclusions reached.
Yes Doc.
We need WW3.
Or a tacky droplet.
I would suggest that asymmetry and deformation are not synonymous.
One's search for satisfaction might or might not be better accomplished if one is assisted.
It would depend upon the specific requirement.
Your question was fully addressed in the limerick.
So the bloke gets 72 divine virgins.
What does his missus get?
A new kitchen perhaps.
