SergeantLynch

Sound advice, though I think that they fart methane as I've never heard a cow belch. Too many stomachs perhaps.


Whereas 8.33 billion humans both fart and belch...Accumulative effect as it were.


So do your bit and stick a pipe up your backside and together we could produce electricity...A wind turbine as it were.

SergeantLynch

A Zedku for a Skeptical One.



Do you think that Mary sucked.


Before she was f*****.


In the dark, in the stable, over the manger, by the donkey.


Such is a eupemism


For the big fella


For autogamism. (Yeah whatever)


Including orgasm


Yes Yes Yes


Jesus Christ...Good God almighty.


I've wet my nighty.




You all right babe?


Sure Joe.


I stubbed my toe.





SergeantLynch

Egotistical, megalomaniacal and self serving sort of sums up the current run of media popular US politicians...Perhaps there are some decent ones, but will daft people consider voting for them?...Nah, neither daft people nor the media likes sensible...In terms of global respect the US has gone down the pan...Other than with similar egotistical, megalomaniacal self serving tyrants of course.

SergeantLynch
Prove that this "13th century word salad isn't proof".


Hahahahahahahaha.


It isn't because it isn't because it's simply deceptive 13th century word salad that cannot prove anything, but will deceive the gullible as intended.


You prove that it is proof, and that Abe met a god up a mountain...And then the case is closed...Simple.



SergeantLynch


Kohai wrote:
It’s because we have Debby marked as a spammer.


As before, that comes across as more than a tad chauvinistic and is not a view shared by myself...I would be grateful if you would notify me of any communications intended for me whereby I can decide if I want to reply or not...I'm old enough and wise enough to make such simple decisions for myself.

SergeantLynch

I would suggest that most of your health issues stem from an unhealthy lifestyle.


And if you're not interested in sex or procreation what does it matter how big your penis is.


Though I might further suggest that porn sites present an exaggerated ideal that very few people can live up to.


When you get to may age and older the biggest concern is does it still perform well as a waste fluid outlet.

SergeantLynch

Yes, evolution demands technological and universal progress...But I would suggest that 8 billion people is no longer a relative necessity.


Our government tells us that we have 1000 days to prepare for war...I wonder why.


Yep, crabs or coal, we need neither.

SergeantLynch


Debby wrote:
That is why Jesus offered eternity in heaven as a continuation.


Offers are worthless, unless backed up with evidence.


I could offer you an eternally exhilarating experience on Planet Custard, but would you jump straight in without firstly checking it out.

SergeantLynch


Debby wrote:
There are many famous Indian dishes that are very popular.


Most are just a melange in a more or less spicy sauce, that come with intriguing names.


Do you think that poutine would go down well in India?

SergeantLynch


SatanLucy wrote:
Normal looking guy, who just needs to work out a bit, perhaps eat more healthily, stop smoking and most of all, be more positive...Oh and shave of the fluff.

Oh yes, I get that advice all the time. I just dont apply it.


Well, that's your choice?


But if you want to change, only you can do it.



SergeantLynch

The Korma sauce we buy is veggie and the things we add to it are always veggie, because my wife is a vegetarian...I occasionally eat meat or fish, but I would guess that my diet is probably more than 80% veggie...Spinach, sweetcorn and lentils are all a part of our intake, as is Naan.


And I did say "contradict common sense", in that we know that some recipes are way to hot to be palatable, yet people still force it down with a smile on their face.


I suppose that overtime taste buds become more tolerant or perhaps become desensitised.

SergeantLynch


SatanLucy wrote:
only a stylised image of your face

That's because I am ugly so I told AI to make me slightly more handsome. My real face is a disgrace to humanity:



My eyes don't match, my face is asymmetrical, my facial hair looks like pubes and only more so the more they grow.

I also cut my own hair for past 5 years, so it looks a bit ugly.


Normal looking guy, who just needs to work out a bit, perhaps eat more healthily, stop smoking and most of all, be more positive...Oh and shave of the fluff.

SergeantLynch


RemyBrown wrote:
Everyone could be a billionaire...But of course everyone can't...Such is the angst of under achievers.
Democrats are envious people.


And the core voters of all political parties will have intellectual and financial limitations...It's how the hive operates...Such is inherent human nature.

SergeantLynch


Debby wrote:
Consciousness and NDE are all part of human experience and science will unravel its mysteries eventually.


For sure, Not Dead Experiences are inevitable. Hmmmm, it's sort of self explanatory.


Whereas Dead Experiences, is somewhat contradictory.

SergeantLynch

We occasionally buy a jar of what is referred to as korma sauce to which we add vegetables and Quorn pieces. (Stylised chicken flavoured mycoprotein), We usually serve this with boiled rice...Neither Mrs Sergeant Lynch nor myself are fond of spicier Indian style concoctions.


In my opinion, meals that are too hot and spicy contradict common sense.

SergeantLynch

Yes, billions of little blobs of endocrinally charged organic goo shuffling about for a nanosecond of infinity, on one tiny speck of cosmic dust, somewhere within a vast universe...Certain in the knowledge that they will one day cease to function and be recycled.

SergeantLynch

Billionaires are envied.


Everyone could be a billionaire...But of course everyone can't...Such is the angst of under achievers.


But just like everyone else, billionaires need to eat and shit and will eventually die.


So there's just as much to be said for being obscure and content...Though some people will undoubtedly envy obscure contentedness...Such is human nature.