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SergeantLynch

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SergeantLynch

Hey, it's ok at the mo...So I'll milk it for as long as I can.


What's Canada like...I guess it's a reasonable place...I ought to visit.

SergeantLynch

Yep, something to be said for not hanging around for too long.


Once you need to be fed, put on the toilet and have your arse wiped like a baby, then that's the time to give up.



SergeantLynch

Can't really ban human nature.


Could ban religiously inspired bodily obsessions though.


All those hideous gooey bits that the Big Fella designed to cause repressed old pious twats so much angst.


Of course he did that to test us just so that we could repent and be saved...Yep, there's Mr omni-sensible for you.


I digress somewhat, but make no apologies...Such is satire Sav.

SergeantLynch

Another Lynchku for Debby



Briefly rested


Then thermally tested.


Oven cooked


Good old Rowdy


Now quite powdery.

SergeantLynch

Topic 6

SergeantLynch · 10 days ago

As do you perhaps by deliberately espousing theo-political misinformation.


Such is breakfastime entertainment though.

SergeantLynch


Debby wrote:
The financial success helps them stay in their mission to help the poor and needy.


Helping the poor and needy was never the "mission" of theo-political empiricists...Spreading misinformation and subjugating was the mission, often aggressively.


Most of the mess and troubles of the world were caused by meddling religious organisations.


Exploitation indeed.

SergeantLynch

Yes that's correct, BIG BANG is theoretical. I have never suggested otherwise.


Nor have I ever suggested an alternative basis of either theory or scientific method.


I not sure why you are trying to grind an already sharp axe.


Unlike Kermos, who's axe head has long since fallen off.

SergeantLynch

OK...So in the UK a crumpet would be a bakery item, whereas crumpet is a slang term for sexually attractive women...Thinking mans crumpet refers to clever, attractive, socially prominent women...All very sexist I'm sure.


And a crumpet is nothing like sponge cake, or indeed a muffin...More sort of a leavened pancake baked in a ring mold, allowed to cool and later toasted, often spread with butter and/or a fruit conserve...Research suggests that Warburtons is a brand sometimes sold in the US...If it wasn't for tariffs you could probably afford to try one.


And we have a two year old Suzuki that's done 10,000 miles, has a service plan and 10 years of warranty...I don't get my hands oily...If it breaks down we have break down cover and get a courtesy car.


Though I do like to use buses and trains, especially as now that we are old fogies living in Wales, we have free bus passes, and also UK railcards that afford us concessionary travel.


Oh, and not to mention free healthcare, free prescriptions and subsidised dentistry.

SergeantLynch

A Lynchku for Debby



Sadly we've drawn a line under Kyle.


Well I'm not sad at all, though I didn't smile.


To be frank I would be sadder if my dog died.


Though my name isn't Frank...I just lied.

SergeantLynch


Debby wrote:
It is the goal of Christianity to help the poor and needy.


Hmmm...I would suggest that the goals of Christian organisations such as RC inc. is the financial success of their global leisure and tourism industries. Which no doubt includes the poor and needy receiving remedial therapy at one of their many leisure complexes...Shrines and pilgrimage are a big seller...As are cheap plastic Chinese figurines of the Virgin Mary...Hey, and who wouldn't be impressed by blokes in fancy costumes swinging caskets of smoking incense about the place...Wouldn't you pay a fortune to go and watch that Debs...Not to mention Relics...Roll up roll up you daft needy people, come and be awed by the shrivelled remains of a saints penis.

SergeantLynch

Topic 6

SergeantLynch · 11 days ago

If we were permanently banned tomorrow, I guess we would do something else rather than throw ourselves under a bus.

SergeantLynch

Well theory is theory and science is science and we use scientific method to test theory.


Theory is a proposal based upon incomplete evidence, so we utilise established scientific method in order to assess a proposal, thereby we maybe establish facts, falsehoods or the proposal remains incomplete...As far as creation and existence is concerned BIG BANG is still no more than a woolly epithet that might or might not reasonably describe a momentous universal event...As it stands BIG BANG is incomplete and still theoretical...Right?

SergeantLynch

Yep, four blokes might have known a bloke named Jesus...Others probably would have known him too...And they all will have witnessed stuff...And then "later", a lot later in some cases, hand me down word of mouth tales were collected and authored by scribes unknown in various languages...Often Greek and later Latin and much later English.


Not that what the Jesus bloke might have said was necessarily of any real and practical significance anyway...Probably just hypothetical, pseudo-political tribal ranting...But nonetheless charismatic enough to keep numpties enthralled...And of course, theo-political organisations have been using it to enthral numpties ever since.

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Pre 21 was an essential learning curve for all sorts of reasons, and also a time to be enjoyed...And enjoy I did and no one got pregnant.


And where on earth did you get "higher risk of birth defect" from...It's modern past it mothers that are at more risk of birth complications.


But perhaps in Bosnia boys are more likely to f**k their sisters.